From our Branch Office in Sheol,


Satan's Favorite Lies!

While this was originally supposed to be a Top Ten list, we discovered that The Prince of Evil could not limit himself to only ten.

     Satan Doesn't Exist

     Once Saved, Always Saved

     Any Fool who has read the Bible can Teach its Meaning Correctly

     Astrology is safe and fun

     God Doesn't Exist

     All Religions are Equally Correct and True

     Truth is Subjective

     There is no One True Church

     Jesus isn't God

     We Can ALL Ascend to Christ's level with Discipline

     Hell Doesn't Exist (A Merciful God wouldn't allow it)

     Abstinence is Impossible, Don't even TRY to Avoid Sex

     There is no Trinity

     There is more than one Earthly Life

     Satan is easily recognised

     God reveals the Truth to every person alone through their own "inner light"

     The Roman Emporer Constantine founded the Catholic Church

     If a Church has "Apostolic" in its Name, It practices the Faith of the Apostles

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