Aloysius my teddy-bear
My furry friend please don't despair
Charles and I make a perfect pair
But You'll always be the only bear for me

In the barbers people stare
'A hairbrush for my teddybear
Not to comb or brush his hair
But to threaten him with a
spanking when he's bad'

Ought we be drunk everynight?
Well Charles and Aloysius seem
to think that it's alright

Aloysius, I can't pretend
That you're still my only friend
Like all good things our love
must end 'Cause now I'd sell you for a drink

Lovecat