Be careful out there.

It may seem like a Republican world, but there are still many people who don't realize they aren't normal.

Avoid areas of town where the burden of welfare has been lifted. The locals just aren't grateful yet.

Don't bother explaining how getting rid of affirmative action will end racism in America once and for all.

Do NOT say this: "Don't white males deserve a fair shake for once??" They just won't understand.

Beware of homosexuals and their radical gay agenda, dark skinned illegal immigrants who don't even speak english and counterculture McGoverniks having sex and abortions just for the fun of it.

If you see any small street urchins who look like they don't have weapons, you might consider cheering them up with the good news of Republican reforms. "Hey, Poor Kids! There'll be no more free school lunches, but soon you'll be able to pray in school for anything you want--EVEN FOOD!!"

And always remember to be a caring Republican.

Step OVER the homeless, not on them.