A sample has been
translated into Uniform English. Print both out and compare. Many
changed words are still instantly recognizable, some will take getting
used to. Have a read and send us your COMMENTS.
(Especially if we have been inconsistent and missed something!)
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Welcome to the Uniform English Society.
The UES is dedicated to standardizing English. Spelling, logic, the
important stuff.
The society is not a Nazi-like organization trying to dilute
regional charm, nor is it Big Brother trying to crush independent
thought or expression.
Welkum tuu the Yuuniform
Inglish Susiietee.
The UES iz dedikaated tuu standardiizing Inglish. Speling, lojik, the
important stuf.
The susiietee iz not a Natzi-liik organiizaashun triiing tuu diiluut
reejonal charm, nor iz it Big Bruther triiing tuu crush independent
thoht or expreshun.
