Have you ever thought of this? ~ part three...
Someone forwarded this to me some days ago, just sharing a bit of a laugh with you guys... read on lo...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would
you get a Philip's screwdriver?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put
your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is a man who invests your money called a 'broker'?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread
to begin with.
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite things?
"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do." is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars
in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall
has wet paint, you will have to touch it to be sure?
Will be updated soon, any contributions are welcomed, please mail them to me ^_^ Big thank you to and !
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philip's screwdriver?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is a man who invests your money called a 'broker'?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite things?
"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do." is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint, you will have to touch it to be sure?