(It all started in the morning, in a far away land...)

A chicken: ba-cock bac bac bac baaaaaaack!

Gonow: SHUT UP!!! stupid chicken, it's a good thing I'm gonna eat it today {yawns} hmmm... Golater ain't awake... Golater.. Golater! wake up you moron, wake up!

Golater: huh??? no.. it's too early to wake up..

Gonow: the hell it ain't, it's 12 in the afternoon you dunce!!

Golater: I shall not leave my post!

Gonow: get yer ass up now!

Golater: I refuse too!

Gonow: if you don't get up! I'll give you ice water!

Golater: how threatening! not the water.. with ice even.. my god I just might die!

Gonow: grrrr!! get up, Mamers is going to come!!

Golater: Blow it out yer...

{{{BAM}}}

Gonow: (smacks the crap out of Golater)

Golater: agh.. ok, you got me up, but soon you won't be able to get up

Gonow: get ready to squeal piggy

Golater: (looks towards Gonow) KAMEHAMEHA!

Gonow: (jumps up) I ain't that slow sonny boy (lands on the ground and starts running toward Golater)

Golater: (charges toward Gonow) heh.. YAHH!! (punches Gonow in the jaw followed by a kick in the face)

Gonow: (before Golater puts his leg down, Gonow grabs his leg and bashes Golater in the groin) ha!

Golater: aww! ooo! err! (walks around in pain)

Gonow: that teaches you to wake up when I tell you to!

Golater: that's not fair.. errr cheater!

(Suddenly, there is a knock on the door.)

Gonow & Golater: who is it?

Mamers: it's me!!

Gonow: told you

(Mamers comes in, looks around, then he walks toward Gonow and Golater.)

Mamers: what happened?

Golater: nuffin

Gonow: nuffin, eh? then why do you look like your in pain?

Golater: the bathroom did it!!

Gonow: HA!

Mamers: huh? the bathroom? Is something wrong with the plumbing? Have you been keeping you bathroom sanitized?

Golater: well Mamers, when was the last time you did the bathroom?

Mamers: this morning

Golater: I mean at my house!

Mamers: uhhh... hmmmm.. you know I haven't really done the bathroom here at your house, and you know what, I wouldn't want too

Golater: grr.. (a light flickers over Golater's head) hmm.. hehe [I'll get Mamers full by eating a big lunch, then he can go to the bathroom]

Gonow: Golater, remind me to replace that light bulb

Golater: OK.. Hey Mamers how would you like to eat lunch here?

Gonow: We got beets!

Mamers: Sorry I got plans

Golater: you gonna eat at your house?

Mamers: uhhh.. no

Gonow: you gonna eat out?

Golater: You gonna eat at school?

Gonow: you gonna eat in a hotel?

Golater: you have no plans do you?

Mamers: yeah, so?

Golater: eat with us then

Gonow: I wish you were that nice to me Golater

Golater: Go away stupid!

Gonow: hmm.. [Golater sure is eager to get him to eat here, I wonder what he's thinking?]

Golater: [I'm a super freak ..super freak-ay].. heh heh heh heh

Gonow: [I better keep an eye on him, a very close eye]

Golater: hey, lard man, get yer crack up and feed me ..er I mean us, heh..

Mamers: you shouldn't talk to him like that, it ain't nice

Golater: SHUU.. uhhh.. er why not..

Gonow: heh, you suck

Golater: grr!!

Mamers: [huh?????]

(A while later...)

Gonow: Ok, it's READY!

Golater: [finally] gimme gimme gimme!! huh??!! you only finished preparing it you fool!

Gonow: HA!

Mamers: [this better not take forever] {sigh}

Golater: it'll be done soon (shouting toward Gonow) HOPEFULLY!

(Another while later...)

Gonow: come and get it!!

Golater: after you Mamers

Mamers: (looks at Golater) eh

Golater: grr...

Gonow: here you go!! my specialty!

Golater: you have no specialty

Gonow: shut up! here you go!

Golater: hot dog!! Beet Steak!

Gonow: yep, Beet Steak along with stomach JUICE-es & finger foods such as French fri-ed fingers, buckaroo wings (made from real buckaroos), hot POT-atoes, and for you health nuts I got some carrot sticks.

Golater: gleam!

Mamers: you sure you didn't have a POT-ato before you made this?

Gonow: ha ha heh hehe huh? of course not ya stuup ... aaaa I'll be outside...

Golater: don't be to stingy!! {glop}{glop}{glop}

Mamers: I'll take the carrot sticks

(A while later they start eating more and more.)

Golater: [he's probably full now] hef hefff fahhhaf haf

Mamers: doomp talmk wimt yau mout oupen!

Gonow: hey guys, found some worms!!

(A bit later.)

Mamers: ehh, mm, ..errr

Golater: (sarcastically) sumpin wong?

Mamers: I.. I gotta go to.... the bathroom!

Golater: it's down the hall to the left

Gonow: [I wonder what Golater was planning to do.. maybe he forgot]

Mamers: must find... can't... hold.. THERE!! (opens the bathroom door)

(From down the hall, Gonow & Golater here something.)

Mamers: AHHHH!!!

Gonow & Golater: What!!

Gonow: is that Mamers??!!

Golater: must be

(They go toward the bathroom.)

Mamers: Ahhh!!

Gonow: what is it?

Mamers: the bathroom look .. looks like and it smells like err.. ehh {homph}

Golater: poop?

Gonow: was that your plan??...

Golater: well, he said he wanted to know what was wrong with the bathroom didn't he?

Gonow: you moron, you did all this just to get him to go to the bathroom!? Why didn't you just tell him to take a look?!

Golater: becauuuse, now he has to go and he can't get out of not going to the bathroom..

Mamers & Gonow: HUH??

Mamers: well I'm going no matter what (closes the bathroom door)

{ziip}

{sssssssss}

{flushhhh}

Mamers: (comes out)... well that wasn't too bad

{shhhhhhh}

Golater: did you jiggle the handle?

Mamers: yeah, it shouldn't be doing that should it...

Gonow: yeah, your right

Golater: yeah, MY CRACK! you busted the toilet! now we have to go back to using the out-house..

(Then something strange happens.)

{shhhhh}

Golater: nothing strange is happening, it's just busted!! now we have to pay a big water bill!!

Gonow: don't worry so much you punk and a half

Mamers: let us go into the basement and find out what is wrong

Golater: we have a basement?

Mamers: sure you do

Gonow: lets go check, see if we do have a basement

(They all go to the "basement".)

Golater: what do you know, a basement

Gonow: yeah, now you can poop in here instead of the out-house

Mamers: (looks at Gonow)

Gonow: What?

Golater: ok, lets check out the pipes

...........

Gonow: nothing, eh

Golater: hmmm... that, my friend, is strange

Gonow: Robbingus

Golater: who is?!?!

Mamers: no, he means Robbingus did this!

Gonow: No, I mean let's get Robbingus

Golater: (whips out a cell phone) 555-4785

(At Robbingus's house.)

{RINNNNGGG}

Robbingus: Hi everyone I'm Robbingus, I can't come to the phone right now, probably because I don't feel like it.... so leave a message.. {BEEEP}

Golater: Get down here at my house!! NOW!

(Robbingus picks up the phone.)

Robbingus: I'm here, why should I come?

Golater: we got a problem

Robbingus: stick it in the washing machine

Golater: NO... I can hold it in now.... the problem is the bathroom

Robbingus: close enough

Golater: come NOW!

Robbingus: ok san, wait up, gotta finish eating, I'll be right there

Golater: OK bye

Robbingus: byeeeee

{click}

Golater: he's coming

Mamers: well I see no problem

Gonow: neither do I..

Golater: maybe its the IRS getting back at us by making us hold in our relief, ruining our bladder, then we go to the hospital, pay the bill, and then comes the taxes...

Mamers: uhh.. when is he coming?

{knock}{knock}{knock}

Gonow: it's Robbingus!

Golater: what is?

Gonow: (runs up stairs)...coming (opens the door)...Robbingus! what a surprise!

Robbingus: huh?

Golater: stupid.. come on, Mamers is down stairs

(They all go into the "basement".)

Robbingus: when did you have a basement

Mamers: since today

Gonow: can you see any problems Robbie?

{shhhhhhh}

Robbingus: I see no problems, just... I just hear a flushing noise

Mamers: I jiggled the handle

Robbingus: I bet

Golater: you sure do Rob, but you always lose

Gonow: you spend too much on lotto

Robbingus: shut up, I'll win!

Mamers: come on let's think

Gonow: some of us aren't capable of doing so

Golater: yeah, poor Robbingus

Mamers: enough, for real...why...

{BOOM}

(The "basement" lights go off.)

Golater: what the crap?!

{BANG}{CRASH}{shhhhh}

{RUMBLE}

Mamers: earthquake?!!!?

Robbingus: no sh..

{BAM}

(After all the noise, everything settles down)

Gonow: that was unexpected

Golater: uh huh

Robbingus: something's wrong here

Golater: you're right... no more flushing!

(They look around. The lights turn on, the basement looks like a huge cave-like place.)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Mamers: what!? who?!

(Then, a figure appears.)

the voice: ha.. stupid fools, I didn't think you were stupid enough to think you had a basement, I was wrong.. heh

Gonow: grrr (gathers energy quickly) KAME-HAME-HA!!!

{CRASH} {BOOM}

Gonow: there cleaned up that mess

the voice: you shouldn't think of your enemies as weaklings.. for I am stronger than you think

Golater: let us see who you are

(The man steps out of the darkness into a brighter spot. The stranger has blue-purplish skin & has a resemblance to Gonow, but with longer hair and an evil look in his eye. He stands about 6 feet tall, and he is muscular, and only wears karate pants.)

Golater: (whispering to Gonow) he looks like one of those evil twins people have..

Robbingus: hey, "guy who looks like Gonow"... what's your name?

The guy who looks like Gonow: you shall call me Gonad!

Golater: SEE.. that's what writers do, because they have no imagination

Gonow: what the hell are you talking about Golater?!

Mamers: what do you want with us?

Gonad: I found 2 great powers here, 2 fighters that are very strong

Robbingus: that's right, right here fool, don't try to mess wit me, o' I bust ya up!

Mamers: (whispering to Robbingus) I think he's a little more stronger than you

Robbingus: BRING IT @$$#ole, hit me... HIT ME

Gonad: as you wish, Great Warrior

Robbingus: gimme some space guys

Gonad: ready (disappears)

Robbingus: ha! he disappeared... must be...

{BAM}

(Robbingus gets smashed into a wall of the "basement".)

Mamers: Robbingus!!

Gonow: Rob!

Golater: Robbingus!

Gonad: he didn't see me coming, heh

Robbingus: grrr!!

Gonad: you still live Robbingus, I guess you are pretty strong..

Robbingus: now it's time for a can of whoop-ass (charges toward Gonad)

Gonad: hmm.. (charges to Robbingus)

(and now begins the battle between Gonad & the others)

Robbingus: (charges toward Gonad) YAHHHHH!!

Gonad: (charges toward Robbingus) RAAAA!! (disappears)

Robbingus: damn it, not again (looking behind himself) there (he spots Gonad behind himself) HA! (jumps up quickly)

Gonad: grr.. (jumps & follows Robbingus) RAA!! (shoots a blast of energy at Robbingus)

Gonow: watch out Robbingus

Robbingus: (dodges the blast) ha! bad aiming (throws energy bombs at Gonad)

Gonad: (disappears)

Robbingus: damn, not again!

Gonad: (appears behind Robbingus) yaa!! (bashes Robbingus in the back)

Robbingus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(Outside of the house...)

Myk: ...hhh crap no ones home (puts his hand on the knob) ok (closes his eyes & concentrates) OPEN STUPID DOOR (starts shaking the knob & banging on the door) GONOW!!!! OPEN UP!! IT'S ME MYK!! LET ME IN!! Gotta go to the bathroom... Golater? Hello..

(The door gets knocked over.)

Myk: oops.. oh well... while I'm here I might as well take something... (runs into the house and walks up to the fridge. He looks in fridge) swift, leftovers... ohh POT-atoes my favorite, I'm sure they won't mind...

(back in the basement)

Gonow: I feel another presence here

Golater: your imaginary friend... what's he going to do?

Gonow: no, in the house, you moron

Golater: a robber?

Mamers: Robbingus is over there getting beat up

Gonad: yaah! (punches Robbingus in the face twice, then knees him in the stomach then, kicks him to the wall)

Golater: we have to help

Gonow: wait.. we should wait for the right time... when Gonad is off guard

Mamers: you said someone was in the house Gonow?

Gonow: yeah..

Mamers: who?

(in the kitchen)

Myk: {chomp}{chomp}{chomp} yumm, excellent French fri-ed fingers!!

{THWAP} {BANG} {CRASH}

Myk: hmm.. Gonow's washing machine must be broken.. but why is it coming from down stairs... when did Gonow have a down stairs? I should check it out

(in the basement)

Gonad: you had enough "Great Warrior"?

Robbingus: never! (gets up from the ground) you're dead (charges up)

Gonad: hmmm...

Gonow: Mamers..

Mamers: yeah?

Gonow: go upstairs and see who's up there.. try not to be seen by Gonad

Mamers: right

(Mamers quietly & quickly goes to the door that leads upstairs)

Gonad: (disappears)

Robbingus: (still charging, but notices that Gonad disappeared)

Mamers: (still going towards the door)

Gonad: (appears in front of Mamers) no you don't (throws punches at Mamers)

Mamers: (jumps back before he has a chance, then while jumping back he throws a sharp rose at Gonad's head)

Gonad: (catches the rose with two fingers) you sure know how to throw a rose... maybe you're stronger than your friend over there.. let's find out

(upstairs)

Myk: I hear voices... but they're real this time! it's coming from that door (goes toward the door that leads to the "basement")

(basement)

Gonad: (throws more punches at Mamers) ha!

Mamers: (dodges a couple of punches, but is knocked down with one punch) ahhh!! he's a hard hitter..

Golater: we gotta help him!

Gonow: look..

Golater: I know.. Mamers is getting killed, lets help!!

Gonow: no, look.. Robbingus is still charging up, gathering energy.. but Gonad doesn't see that.. if we could get Gonad close to Robbingus.. we could all blast him away..

Golater: good plan.. let's hurry up!

Gonow: lets go super saiya-jin

Golater: heh heh heh, let's get em ma'

Gonow: (looks at Golater)

Golater: what?

Gonow: first lets attack him normally, then if he's too tough.. we go super saiya-jin..

(????)

Myk: (looks at the door) ok, lets see where this leads (opens the door)... a stairway, that's great.. (walks down)

(basement)

Gonad: (throws more punches at Mamers) yaa!

Mamers: ahhh!!! ugh..

Gonow: ready.. GO!! (charges toward Gonad)

Golater: (charges toward Gonad) haaa!!

Gonad: huh?.. these two.. [they could be the two, or one of them..]

Golater: (jumps into the air)

Gonow: (throws a punch at Gonad)

Gonad: (disappears)

Gonow: (disappears) I can fight fast too..

Gonad: ah, so you can.. (starts throwing many punches at Gonow)

Gonow: (dodges them all & counters with more punches)

Golater: this guy can fight like me & Gonow.. that means he could have killed Mamers and Robbingus... what's Robbingus doing anyway? (looks at Robbingus)

Robbingus: (still gaining energy)

Mamers: I didn't know he.. {cough} could charge for that long...

Myk: (on the final steps) its starting to look like a cave... they have bad taste.. cave basement? ha! (opens the door) huh????!! Hey Mamers!!

Gonad: huh? [someone else?!]

Gonow: (throws punches followed by kicks) [Myk?? he was the one who was in the house]

Gonad: (blocks the punches & kicks then shoots a powerful blast of energy at Myk)

Myk: ahhh!!!

Golater: KAMEHAMEHA!! (tries to block off the blast)

Gonow: NOW ROBBINGUS!! GET GONAD!! (Smashes Gonad to the floor, then starts to gather energy)

Gonad: AHHH!!

Robbingus: (throws his most powerful energy bombs at Gonad)

Gonow: KAMEHAMEHA!!

Gonad: AHHH!!!

(Gonow and Robbingus' blasts creates a huge explosion which shakes everything and makes parts of the cave break up. Everything starts to clear away.)

Myk: ack! what was that about?!

Mamers: another crazy psycho

Golater: he wasn't that strong

Gonow: (walking toward Mamers) no more Gonad..

Robbingus: can't mess with us again... HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Myk: and I missed everything

Mamers: you wouldn't want to have been here

Golater: we didn't even have to go super saiya-jin

Gonow: I thought he was tougher than that... oh well

Mamers: I hope no more "twins" like that come, heh heh heh

Golater: depends...

Myk: yep......

Gonow: uh huh...

Myk: ......

Robbingus: well all is well that ends well..

Gonow: huh?

Robbingus: nothing

Mamers: uh.. I just thought of something...

Golater: what might that be?

Mamers: why do you still have this basement? don't you think after the bad guy is destroyed, what he did will be undone...

Gonow: you mean this "basement" is supposed to disappear?

Myk: yep..... uh huh

(They all look around.)

Everyone: uh oh

(They race toward the "basement" door.)

Gonow: its locked!

Robbingus: we're gonna die!

Myk: we're doomed, DOOMED!!!!

Mamers: wait..... nothing's happening

Golater: but we will die right?

Mamers: for a strong guy you sure are a wuss

Myk: yeah ..you wussy wimp!!

Gonow: calm down kidz... how we gonna get out?

a voice: by passing me!

Golater: now what ... another twin.. what's his name, Robbingeveryoneelsebutme?!

the voice(possibly Robbingeveryoneelsebutme): no, I am still GONAD!!!

Myk: ohhhh.. raspberries

Robbingus: don't think of food Myk, we're gonna have to fight.. again

Mamers: crap, and the only people who can actually fight are me, Robbingus, Gonow and Golater.. and the only people who can possibly defeat Gonad are Gonow and Golater..

Myk: and...

Mamers: that's it

Gonad: enough talking, heh heh

Gonow: what are you going to do?

Gonad: you over there

Myk: mmm.. hmm? (points to himself) me?

Gonad: you fool.. you distracted me, then you gave your friends a chance to defeat me... it's time to get rid of the distraction so you won't get in my or you friends way

Myk: eeep.. ack. .uh ..crap?

Mamers: you better try to avoid him

Myk: how?! I can't hide anywhere

Gonad: (disappears)

Gonow: (disappears & follows Gonad)

Robbingus: ohhh! now we have to protect a distraction

Myk: hey

Golater: get ready!

Gonad: (appears in front of Myk) haha!

Gonow: (punches Gonad out of the way)

Myk: ahh! too close

Gonad: (throws many punches at Gonow)

Gonow: (dodges the punches & comes back with kicks & punches)

(Myk, Mamers, & Robbingus run toward different parts of the cave.)

Gonad: (punches Gonow across the room)

Gonow: AGHH!!

Golater: my turn (disappears)

Gonad: heh.. lets see how good you are (disappears)

Golater: (starts throwing punches & kicks to Gonad) heh heh

Gonad: (blocks everything) ha! (counters with a kick to the chest)

Golater: ahhh!!

(Mamers, Myk & Robbingus run toward Gonow.)

Mamers: you all right Gonow?!

Gonow: he's too... strong... gotta go super saiya-jin

Robbingus: why don't you then

Myk: he's been knocked down stupid... I think he's kinda weak now

Golater: ahhhhhh!

(Golater lands next to Myk.)

Mamers: this ain't good

Myk: yeah... I can't be protected...

Robbingus: he's a-comin

Myk: well this sucks... it all ends with a Gonad

Gonow: (stands up) it won't end.. yet

Gonad: you know, you're right, I gotta do something with y'all... heh heh heh heh, {sigh}

Golater: grrrrr... what's he gonna do? eat us??

Gonow: you always think you're gonna be eaten'

Golater: one day you'll see... he'll have a fork and knife, then you'll say "Golater was right we are gonna be eaten up"

Gonow: that sounds pointless

Gonad: (thinks) hmmm... Shut up! (raises his hand & starts gathering energy)

Robbingus: I ain't gonna let him kill me (throws powerful energy bombs at Gonad)

{ping}

Myk: it bounced off him.....

Gonad: DIMENSIONAL! SCREW UP!!! (smashes a ball of energy on the ground)

(the spot where Gonad smashed the ball of energy created some sort of black hole, then everyone was sucked into it...)