Current Hudsonian

May 20th or some day around there

Liz Hudson, the youngest and arguably the palest Hudson, Has graduated from The University of California at Berkeley. Liz, who recently turned 22, reportedly was a legal studies major at Cal, which doesn't mean much to me. I am proud of Liz, however. She made some kind of honor roll, which surprised the crowd of fans, friends and family who attended the ceremony. Liz strode across the stage and received her diploma which will embark her on the rest of her life after a brief trip to Europe. I would like to offer Liz some advice from someone who has used his Psychology degree in ways which were not foreseen at the time of my graduation from the fine institution which is San Diego State.

1. Deliver Pizza for a while, it teaches you to read maps
2. Always send your older brother money out of respect
3. Live at or near the poverty level, one day you will then appreciate success
4. Play basketball during the week, do not go to work
5. Drink often until you pass out
6. Do not take a full time job for a year, oh, you already have
7. Remember that school was better then working, maybe go back for that reason
8. Never make a big decision without my expert advice
9. Look in the mirror each morning and say "dang I look good"
10. Wear the bracelet I gave you because it is cool
11. If Mary or Chris advises you, call me for my opinion
12. If you get rich, don't buy me anything
13. Good luck out there!