Stupid Shit about ME!

thats right i didn't even ask if you wanted to know, oh well. ENJOY!

We all have to die! I'm going to die on Sunday, November 19th 2028 at the ripe age of 47! That Sucks dude!

I'm a Guru! (Submissive Extroverted Abstract Feeler!) A Guru is kind, knowing, giving. Like Buddha of old, you can be a persuasive speaker, and you use your creative talents to further the objectives of your heart instead of your mind.  Above all you like going with the flow. Thats cool. Oh yeah, you like to talk a lot. Thats cool, too. Whatever!

I'm 52% Wrench!!

Thats higher than the worldwide average of only 32%! I'm so proud!

A few things that I enjoy.....

my favorite turd.. mr. hanky the christmas poo!

Gotta love the sAx!

hey whats in the pipe?!

Curious George my favorite little monkey!

Cartman, you fat bastard!