Tom "Wolf 359" Moir is one of the many people in Paisley to have met an alien. Consequently his mind appears to wander from time to time, as if trying to fathom the mechanics of interdimensional travel. It seemed only natural for him to progress from this into lecturing.
Tom's UFO sightings as a young lad have given his life a unique sense of purpose. He will not rest until the world knows about Muchalls, the small Scottish town which was the unsuspecting setting for his rendezvous with destiny. And then he will open a tourist shop and sell them all souvenirs.
Tom has of course seen many UFOs in connection with his work. In his physics lab, he has seen many Unidentified Farnell Objects.
He encourages people to judge for themselves at The Muchalls UFOs Web Site. A free baseball cap goes to the first reader who does not mysteriously disappear. His site does not contain any porn, but it is well worth reading.