Boring actual name : Michael Aidulis
Hobbies : Breathing, building airfix models of
airfix models. Signing petitions for any cause
Ambition : To conquer the world, wielding a bloody reign of terror
Reason for failure of ambition : Too shy
Favourite song : "I Left My Cat In San Francisco"
Most important discovery : Food which is yellow looks stupid
Personal statement : Burp
In accordance with current fashion, Thin Boy has his own special little home page to show what a sensitive programmer he really is.