An enigmatic leader, Malkie rules with an iron teaspoon. Never one to pass the buck, he prefers to give it to someone while they are not looking in order to save discussion.
He drives a Volvo because they are safe, but that did not stop his exhaust falling off one day and killing a squirrel. If he tries to drive without a seatbelt, a warning light comes on, but that did not help the morning he drove off with all four doors still open.
An excellent debater, it is not possible for Malkie to be wrong. This makes him easy to work with, as everyone always knows where he stands.