Waldo's House Of Toys

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Welcome to Waldo's House of Toys ... You'd like to know all about this little Sluagh , now , wouldn't you ? Well ... Waldo is actually my middle name , but my full name is Randym Waldo Page. But if you go tell all your friends, I'll have to hunt you down in your sleep and scare the crap out of you ...

Anyway , you are here , in my WEB , as it were (you know how we adore the Spiders and their Webs) ... and you're looking for something interesting to peruse , in these old musty books . Hmm . All the musty old toys that seem to have come from the 70's or the 80's . Is that an 8-track ? Yes , and I've got Fleetwood Mac on vinyl ...

The Sluagh are the most often misunderstood , and feared of the Kitahin , bieng accused of underground orgies and child snatching to sacrifice them to ... well , as fun as it may sound to some of you Unseelie Redcaps out there , it's not at all True . Nope .

But waht kind of neat things do the Sluagh do ??? Well , that would depens on whether you can read this or not . Because this is about relative to the speaking voice of a normal (normal??) sluagh ... I am not a normal sluagh and hardly get invited to anyone's High Tea , bieng somewhat un-affiliated with the Seelie or Unseelie court ... you'll notice that most sluagh generally put "(un)seelie" on a lot of things , and this is due to our mysterious , dark , brooding side of humor . Yes , we actually have a sense of humor !!!

Hmmm . That was nice .It's nice how typing doesn't involve speaking . That seems to be a big thing for a lot of us Sluagh. Especially on IRC and chat rooms .

Now , what else do we have to talk about here ? Ah , yes , my

CHIMERA

Octsavius

Octsavius is a large Dragon that lives in the center of Madison Square Mall (in Huntsville) inside of a large crystal ... Why does he live inside a Crystal ? This is no ordinary Crystal ... However , there is something Banal overtaking a lot of Malls around here (I know this because of my sight into the Dreaming) , as well as other places . I blame it on the Autumn People , but I'll get to that !!! Anyway , Octsavius is a large Black Dragon Chimera that has been aroun for longer than the Mall has . He is deeply connected to the Earth Elements , and has come to my aid sometimes , warding off stupid people and just having fun ...

Rhiannon Sara Page
This is what appears to be a cute little doll , without the sight of the Fae to enchant you , but by the light of Kithain eyes , this is a intelligent Chimera , who guards my Car (see Treasures: The Faeriemobile) from ever bieng stolen of broken into . There is a lot of Glamour in my car (an 82 Toyota Corolla Hatchback) which I put into it , so I don't want some fool to come along and think it's theirs . So I let Rhiannon guard it .
How exactly does a little doll guard a car like mine ??? That's for me to know and for you to find out when you try! Needless to say , I don't even want to find out . There are some things you just trust ...

The Doll Heads
Any friend of mine , Kithain or not always notices my Doll Head . It has the power to entrance any driver on the road to do my bidding . You would probably call it a treasure because of this , but it's more of a chimerae , because it does actually have a mind of it's own . If i were to describe it to you it looks as such . It is a doll , which I have painted up to look like a sluagh/clown around the eyes and mouth , and also the doll has no eyes , it's eyes bieng replaced by something resembling metal ...
But it has the effect on humans that if I tell them to move or a light to change , it will . It comes in handy as my profession - driving all my friends around ... It doesn't always work in Banal places , and it never leaves my car !!!

TREASURES

The Sword Of The Vale

I don't remember where me and Simon (a pooka from Decatur) found this little treasure , but it's at home , sitting in my room (the garbage heap) and it's a treasure ... What seems to be a plastic sword by day , becomes a mighty blade to slay your worst Nightmare ... It's a possession of the local Fae Nobles , but I haven't found them yet (well , I haven't gone looking for them and they haven't come looking for their sword , so...) . I suppose they lost or forgot about it .

The Faeriemobile
Ah , my most prized posession ! A Toyota Corolla that is not a Toyota Corolla. It is in fact a space-time vehicle for going faster than the speed of Dreams !!! Well , it does get good gas mileage. But within it is the most wonderful Glamour. If ever I need Glamour due to excessive Banality in the world, I run to the Faeriemobile, and viola, I am like new ... It has powers like a Glen or a Freehold, as far as Glamour goes .
All my Kithain friends know that this car is very special, and we trust it more than anything . But, as the Banality slowly increases in Huntsville (WHY? I'm looking into this, though i think it's probably the Shadow Court.), I've been having more and more flat tires lately... Could it be the Shadow Court , or is it the Strange NIghtmares I've been having lately ... Maybe that's the last time I let a knocker fix my car ...

Hat Of The Pooka
This simple night cap has the power to make the wearer see a fae's Kithain seeming, just by donning it. It belongs to Simon, the pooka . I don't know if it works on the really banal people, though. Simon has it, I don't but he thought I should mention it ... But now everyone's gonna want one.

Rapier Of Slashing
This also belongs to Simon the pooka . It appears to be a toy sword , but it is really a powerful weapon of the Knight , Simon of the Vale (was that the right title?). Anyway , it works as such : When you strike out with it, it becomes a mighty broadsword/rapier/dagger , whatever the situation calls for...

OTHER KITHAIN

Simon-a pooka

Simon lives in Decatur under the watchful eye of his mother . I used to live out in Decatur a while back , before necessity caused me to move out . Simon is a good friend of mine and has gone with me on occasion to the Velvet Underground . What kind of pooka is he ? Why don't you ask him yourself . We'll try to get a picture of him up soon...

Satin-a redcap
This fellow is who I was staying with previously . He is a large redcap , who , well , reportedly ate his cat's tail.(That's his version of what happened) Like most Redcaps , yes he can eat anything - bleach , rubbing alcohol... and has a healing factor probably akin to Wolverine's . As usual , we'll try to find a picture to put up ...

Louix-an eshu
Louix is one of the newer members of or motley there in Decatur (I still affiliate with them even though I have business here in Huntsville). He is almost always asleep , and I don't blame him, for he is probably on the edge of Bedlam. He's the one of the few in the motley to actually own a computer with Net access , where he seems to forever be raoming. Oh , and we'd never see him out here if it weren't for his car.(Simon lied when he said Louix was a Troll, sorry. That's what I get for letting him write a paragraph.)

Andy-a sidhe?
This is (a) a rumor that simon is criculating in the email he's sending me , (b) a true rumor that he is sending me , or (c) a pooka's version of a trick . I'll get back to you on Andy , okay ...

The Autumn People are taking over Huntsville , I think ... The malls are bieng overrun with Banality , thanks to something from a Nightmare ... Just a dream - but who is trying to destroy our peaceful Vale ???

It must be the Autumn People . I will begin to name these evil people here soon , as their names become known to me whether they be Dauntain or otherwise ...And some names have been suggested by Simon ... But I will not release the last names , for if you know these people , we don't have to mention their last names YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!!





It may be these few Dauntain among us who threaten us with their own twisted nightmares and pull us into their horrible twisted reflection of the Dreaming , caught in the icy grip of their banality ... They are the ones that haunt us , and they must see that what they are doing is wrong and against the laws of glamour. THese people must be made to see that Glamour is their friend and that they should not become their own enemy .

Sluagh have the ability to see and converse with wraiths. This is helpful but not the best thing in the world. Some of those wraiths can be pretty spooky . I know only of two Wraiths that I have a personal connection to Summer and Nikki. For some reason I think there are others who follow me, to try to get me to tell other people something, but I ignore most other Wraiths with a passion.

There are some places here in this Dauntain ridden city where the Shroud , for some ungodly reason seems to be at a minimum. One place I know is the Parkway City Mall. Even in daylight, somehow there is just an pallorous , tomb-like feeling to that mall. Sometimes the architecture of a place adds to the Shroud's lack of thickness , and thus I easily become overwhelmed by visions of the Restless Dead, dancing in my head.

Uh-oh. I just realized that maybe a dead relative could be following me and haunting my dreams. They can do that, you know ? No wonder everyone in the apartment feels like crap, I think. I'll never shake that bloody curse from that one guy in my dreams, will I? Well, I hope to one day, and when I do, it's payback time. But that's only half the story. I haven't told you much about Summer , but let her tell you if you ever run across her in this House of Toys, and I doubt you'll ever meet Nikki, and if you do she won't say much of anything to you, I bet.

LINKS

The links here are arranged by Kith . These are personal pages of other Kithain on the Net ...

Sluagh
  • Twig-this is NOT a pooka page, no really, it ISN'T
  • Sgaileach's Grotto
    Nockers
  • Q.C.Check - The Eternal Nocker (don't mind his spelling)
    Pooka
  • Es-Tu , Pooka... THERE ARE TOO MANY POOKAS ON THE NET !
  • Tobbo's Room: this seems like a Childling's site.
  • The Pooka Page
  • There Are No Pookas Here - Oh really ?
  • Sir Simon of the Vale-GO HERE FIRST!
    Sidhe
  • Baron Ythrien Brightmoon's Wintermoon Freehold.
  • Daoinne Sidhe
  • Mealla Dunla O'Shea
    Redcap
  • Norah Derinn Healy
  • Redcap Page
    Boggan
  • The Pivotal Point-Yes , there are boggans on the Net

    © 1997 Randym W. Page
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