A sort of collection of Dr. Drew's .sigs collected from recent postings & 
Dejanews.

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"I'm not the Messiah.... honestly!"
"I say you are, Lord, and I should know, I've followed a few...."
 
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"I can't do this, I'm pissed"
 
**** U.L.Y. pool champion 1998! ****

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"Can you lend me your brain, I'm building an idiot"
 

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Old enough to remember when Aquafresh had only two stripes.

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"Bring a Mr. Potato Head and make it look like somebody you know...."

[Wahey! It's the legendary...]

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Govinda jaya jaya, gopala jaya jaya
Radha ramumble something, er... gop.. no, gov... oh bollocks to it.

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"True wisdom consists in knowing only that you know nothing" - Socrates
"That's us, dude!!" - Bill and Ted

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"Mmmmmm.... hogfat....." - Homer.

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"Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be David St. Hubbins!"

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"Help save the environment, help save jobs! Shoot an economist today!"

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"Warm.... warmer.... Disco!"

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"Have you got a 27B-stroke-6?"

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"Start your day.... with a GHERKIN!"

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"Although he's not actually in it, The Colour of Money is
clearly the mid-point of John Travolta's career"
- J.Brown, last Monday

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"What are you doing? You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"


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"What's it going to be then, eh?"


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      COUNTDOWN TO THE APOCALYPSE - AUGUST 1999
11th Aug. 1999. Total eclipse of the sun.  18th Aug. 1999. Planets of solar
system form giant astrological cross. 26th Aug. 1999. Drew Whitworth is 30.
                        WORLD ENDS.

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"Hey, Frank! We can use fruit! Get the clementines...."

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"What's it like being dead?"
"Ever been to Swindon?"

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"Right.... let's get this anarchy organised!"

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"Not quite as straight as a Roman road"

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"I'd like to think that you killed a man.... it's
the romantic in me."

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"He's not the Messiah... he's a very naughty boy!!"

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"Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart"

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"The most perceptive work on British Politics in the
last 150 years may turn out to be 'Alice in Wonderland'"
(Neil Middleton, 1993, "Tears of the Crocodile")

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"I suddenly find myself horrifyingly interested
in the results of Stevenage Borough....."

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"Acintya bheda bheda tattva...."

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"There's only one... WAY of life... and that's your
own, that's your own, that's your own"
(15,000 people simultaneously at every Levellers gig)

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"Big dogs....big dogs.... LAND-ing on
my face"

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"Of course they're naked.... it's much too
dangerous to jump through the fire with your
clothes ON."

[This one from 25th Oct 1996 - are we seeing the best of Dr. Drew's
Sigs reruns?]
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"Bring a Mr. Potato Head and make it look
like someone you know"

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"My potatoes are boiling over...."

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"Clarence Oddbody, Angel, 2nd class"

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"Elvis, fresh meat and a little whipped
cream"

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"Ride the sainted rhythms on the midnight
train to Romford"

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Lupton Flat H1/2 -
You will all die screaming with bassline
feedback in your ears for all eternity (see -
"Strange Days") signed the Bearded Avenger

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"The women of Rome used to queue up to come
over and be serviced by Saxon men....."
(Thurston Lowe)

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"BrRAP!" said my anus.

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DISCLAIMER:
The opinions expressed in this mailing
are not necessarily those of the Development
Studies Staff-Student Rep.

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DISCLAIMER:
The opinions expressed in this mailing
are not necessarily those of Albert Finney's
barium enema.

[This is the earliest example of Drew's .sigs available on Dejanews:
22nd May 1995]
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"if i show you the truth, will you show me the beauty
 if i show you the pain, will you show me the purity
 if i show you the scars, will you show me yours"

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"i'm on the run from the fascist 
police with a murderer, a mass-
murderer and a man in a bri-nylon
shirt"  

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a party-loving psychedelic skeleton
with copious body hair 

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you are meant to sell your soul to the devil
not to the Sun

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"daddy said boy it's a long way down
as he took his hand, knocked me to the ground
daddy said faggot fight like a man      
and i wish i had a gun, had a gun, had a gun..."