WHAT THE CRITICS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT
LUNALUDUS SCRIBEX...

"Lunaludus Scribex can kiss my--" --Mara J.
"I'd rather spend an hour alone with Sephiroth and a banana." --Aeris G.
"Not him! Anyone but him!" --Terra B.
"The next time he gets one of his brilliant ideas, will he kindly leave me out of it!" --Buffy S.
"Keep him away from me!" --Mizuno A.
"Damn you, Lunaludus Scribex!" --More people than I care to count
"My face! My beautiful face!" --Setzer G.
"I think I'd have preferred obscurity." --Sean A.
"Leap of Faith is one of the best FF VI stories we've read in our lives." --Ramus ...?
"Speak for yourself, noodle boy." --Clyde A.
"Where the hell did he find out about us?!" --Frank P.
"RUN!" --Rolf L.
"See? Starring in a piece of crap has its advantages!" --Charles A.
"Where's Oscar when you really need him?" --Aino M.
"You've got to be kidding! Is there anything he isn't going to ruin?" --Barbara G.
"We need MegaUltraSuperCoolZord Power, N--HEY! STOP LAUGHING!" --Anon.
"Figures. The one thing he could actually improve." --Barbara G.
"This stuff makes my video collection look like it was all scripted by Charles Dickens." --Fox M.