Hey asshole,
if i wanted your advice,
I'd have asked for it...

Yeah she was hot,
and yeah i like her
but she had to go to work...

Probably...She told me to call,
and YES I probably will...
We'll go get coffee.

Me too, but she has to be
in The City by nine--by the way
she said she wasn't even hungry.

Yes I did, but I just
got tested, and so did she...
I saw the results myself.

Who's right for me anyway,
she's cool,  but I doubt she
could hang with our dark side.

Yes I'll clean up the kitchen,
but only after her lilac fades,
I wouldn't be able to focus.

If you don't shut up I'll
take your fat ass and stick
you back up on the bookcase.