Rants

This page is full of my thoughts on whatever subject I may deign to write about, some of which may be serious, some of which may not be. So, if you're in for an earfull, or.. um.. eyefull then please feel free to read on.

EVIL PEOPLE:

Evil people aren't really evil, they're just misunderstood. They are simply a misrepresented minority who are exploited by the fascist, good elite. They are often used as slave labor, forced to play the role of bureaucrats, polititions and traffic cops. I don't know about you, but if I were forced to wade through red tape, listen to whiney voters, or talk to insipid motorists all the time, I'd be pretty mean too.

THE INTRICACIES OF HAPPYFACE FIELD THEORY:

Happyface Field Theory (Often confused with the popular "Field and Stream Postulate") states that a Happyface in a state of joy will continue to smile unless acted upon by its' more robust counterpart, the sad face, or its' cousin, the disgruntled face. It also says that Happyfaces interact with the world via a so called smile field, which emits powerful rays made up of small particles or smilons. This smile field is generated by the fact that Happyfaces are totally without purpose, and, as any good scientist knows, something without purpose is therefore free of demands and free to do nothing all the time, which is the essence of Happyness. The balancing force which works to counteract the power of the smilons is created by the emmittance of anti-smilons, or frownons, which are created at the center of the Frownyface, or Anti-smiley. Fortunately, these Frownyfaces, are common only in state agencies or long lines at the DMV.

OJ SIMPSON:

The glove doesn't always convict the hand that wears it.

RELIGION:

Religions tend to work on absolutes (This is wrong, that is right, we know best), yet they themselves are not absolute. They are constantly subject to interpretation and reinterpretation, creating numerous, divergent, and often contradictory trends of belief over time. How can we take something as supreme truth which so consistantly contradicts itself? Supreme truth is not subject to trend, nor is it subject to interpretation.

A MOMENT FROZEN IN TIME:

One may think that, like a frozen chocolate bar, she would melt in the sun, instead she only sweats and thaws quietly.