ME

You have chosen wisely. In electing to learn more about my fantastical existance you have shown yourself to be a gigantic intellect and wise beyond the average peon. Born the son of a poor farmer in the backwater slums of Uruguay, Isaac began to show his genious at an early age. By the age of 2 he had calculated pi to 300 decimal points using only an abacus and duct tape. By the age of 4 he had quit his life as a missionary in South Africa so that he might get back to work helping old ladies cross the street and saving cats from trees. By the age of 5 Isaac had won his second Nobel prize and was well on his way to world domination. Then, at the tender age of 9, he fell in with a bad crowd. He ran with a gang of angst filled teens for a year or two, becoming addicted to Nyquil and dropping out of College. Soon, however, Isaac realized that he had strayed, and at 11 he was back in College having cut all ties with his Nyquil dealer, Eddie, and the old gang.

At age 13, after finishing College, Isaac found himself in a bit of a mid-life crisis. Life had lost its' meaning. So again he began to run with a group of ruffians hoping to recapture a bit of his past youth. This time he hung with a pushy and very dangerous bingo club and was the mastermind behind many of the bloodiest walker beatings in the history of south Florida. As time wore on, this too lost its luster and Isaac once again moved on. Today Isaac is an accomplished novelist, having written 2 best sellers, a more than competant musician (the worlds finest kazooist), and a famous artist, having created such masterpieces as "Study of a sponge 1", "Study of a sponge 2", and of course, "Shiney spork 39".

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