Hi. My name is Claire and I'm two years old--well, I will be two when its
my birthday in November. I like ghosts, goblins and pumpkins, so mommy said I
could have a Halloween page here at
Geocities. Be careful, though.
I don't know about you, but I think some of this stuff is kind of scary.
Mommy says I have to put something on here about Halloween Safety, so
here goes.
Claire's Top 10 Things Not to Do This Halloween
10. Dress up as a door-to-door salesman and expect any candy
9. Threaten neighbors with "tricks" before you get the candy
8. Feed your dog any of the good candy
7. Feed your cat any of the good candy
6. Use your sister's best purse for sticky candy
5. Expect your mom to give you any of the good candy--she and daddy will
eat it all if you give them the chance
4. Think you will get any candy while watching
"The Great Pumpkin" again
3. Trick or treat after supper--it spoils your candy
2. Laugh at Mom's costume before you get the candy
AND NOW--THE NUMBER ONE THING NOT TO DO THIS HALLOWEEN:
1. Put candy in Mom's shoes--
you'll NEVER go trick or treating again!
Now that I've done my best to steer you clear of the major Halloween Hazards,
I can concentrate on other things.
Claire's Halloween Gallery
I gotta go now--thanks for stopping by
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