O have ye heard of Angus Blair,
Who lived long since in old Auchmair?
And have ye heard old pipers tell
His story-how he piped in Hell?
When Angus piped the old grew young,
Crutches across the floor were flung;
Nay more,  'twas said his witching breath
Had robbed the grave, and cheated death.

Above all else, a march of war
Was what men praised and feared him for;
When that he played, like fire it ran
In blood and brains of every man;
Then stiffened hair began to rise,
Bent brows scowled over staring eyes;
Then, at his will, men spilt their blood
Like water of a winter flood,
Swearing, with Angus, ill or well,
They'd charge light-hearted into Hell.

Long years, through many a feast and fray,
Did Piper Angus pipe his way;
Till, swept upon the swirling tide
Of a battle-charge, he bled and died.

That night the Piper rose to tread
The ways that lie before the dead.
He saw God's battlements afar
Blazing behind the brightest star,
And turning in the chill night air,
Thought he might find a shelter there.

But as he turned to leave the earth,
With all its music, maids, and mirth,
The battered pipes beneath his feet
Screamed out a wailing, last retreat;
Then Piper Angus paused and thought
Of the wild work those pipes had wrought;
"But there,":quoth he, "in peace and rest,
Up there, the holy ones, the blest,
Praise He, the Lord, and loud they sing,
While golden harps and cymbals ring.
To my wild march or mad strathspey
The heavenly host would listen- nay,
And none would hear my chanter more
Unless the Lord went out to war.
But often have I heard men tell
That they would follow pipes to Hell:
That way I'll try: in Hell maybe
Some corner's kept for my pipes and me."

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So said, so done- for well content
Down the dark way to Hell he went.
The Chanter felt his finger tips,
The Blow pipe thrilled between his lips,
The Drones across his shoulder flung,
Moaned till Earth's foundations rung,
The streamers flaunted on the blast
As, striding smoke and shadow past,
With bonnet cocked, and careless air,
Piping his march, went Piper Blair.

Down where the shackled earthquakes dwell
And sit the reeking halls of Hell.
Their walls are steel, their gates are brass;
Round them four flaming rivers pass;
And sleepless sentinels are set
On every point and parapet,
To damn the souls whose far off cries
Up to the world may never rise.

That night, so still the whole place seemed,
You'd think all Hell had peace and dreamed
For the dark Master, brooding o'r
His lost hope and ancient war,
Had, from his vantage, pale and grim,
Perchance to please a passing whim,
Hissed down a word which quelled and cowed
And silenced all that damnful crowd.
So now aloft upon his throne
He sat indifferent, alone,
While poor damned souls who dare not cry
In writhing droves, went whirling by.
These, silent, before he noted aught,
Some strange and wandering sound now caught.

And first a little note they heard
Far off- and like a lonely bird;
And then it grew, and grew, and grew,
As near and nearer still it drew,
Until Hell's Lord in slow surprise
Turned on the gates his weary eyes.

Then they that bent beneath the load
Stood up, nor felt the fiery goad.
Then they that trod on forks of flame
Tramped to the wild notes as they came.
Then, look, old foes of long ago
Feel old revenge revive and glow.
Then, heedless of the flaming whip,
They roll in one another's grip
With shout and shriek and throttled jeer,
And over all the pipes rang clear.

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But from the march those pipes turned soon,
And sank, to sing another tune;
A low lament, whose sobbing wail
Fills aching hearts and made them fail.
And they that fought a breath ago
Now wept at one another's foe.

A second change- a lilting air
Made Hell look bright, made Hell look fair,
And wretches gasping new from death
Followed the tune beneath their breath.
Then, piping yet, erect, alone,
The Piper stood before the throne.

Up rose the Master in his place,
Eyeing the Piper's careless face,
" No room, no room in Hell can be
For Piper Angus Blair," cried he;
" Would to such sounds my host had trod
Ere I was hurled down here by God;
Mine hadst thou been, before I fell
I'd rule in Heaven now-not in Hell.
Then every night and every day
On Heaven's high ramparts thou would play,
But here- there is neither war nor mirth,
Nor more in Hell; so back to Earth."

Thus now, as over glen and brae
The wild wind wanders on its way,
Dead Piper Angus Blair goes too,
And pipes and pipes the whole world through.
Unseen, unknown he goes.  Today
He'll pipe perchance for bairns at play
To set them dancing: maybe steal
Tonight to watch a roaring reel.
There, when the panting pipers tire,
He joins, and sets all hearts afire;
And ere the dawn his pipes have pealed
Fiercely across some battle field.
But when each year is at its close
Right down the road to Hell he goes.
There the gaunt porters all a-grin
Fling back the gates to let him in,
Then damned and devil, one and all,
Make mirth and hold high carnival,
While the dark Master sits apart
Plotting rebellion in his heart.
Till, when above the dawn is grey,
The Piper Angus Blair turns and walks away.