Johan's Town Crier: Celtic Tune Virus Warning from Ir-Trad

If anyone attempts to teach you a tune titled "JOIN THE CREW", do not listen. This is NOT a traditional 
jig or a reel but is a 13/8 Balkan v*irus form whose insidious counter-Celtic rhythms will erase all 
tunes in your memory and the memory of any one who hears it and replaces ALL OF THEM with the theme 
from Gilligan's Island! Please, send this message to as many musicians as you can ... this is a new 
v&irus and not many people know about it!

This information was received this morning from IRTRAD, please share it with anyone that might access 
the tradition. There are concrete reports of sessions in pubs in as many as 42 cities (so far) being 
destroyed by this v*irus, with up to 300 former session musicians able only to sit and vacantly stare 
at their instruments while reciting "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale..."

The horror ... the horror ...

Pass this message along to all of your friends, relatives and the other readers of the newsgroups 
and mailing lists which you are on so that they are not hurt by this dangerous v*irus!!!! STOP THE INSANITY!!

Isn't the tune from Gilligan's Island Celtic? Or was it one of the 5 Irish tunes.

        Just sit right back and you'll hear a wail,     
        A wail for a Celtic clique.
        That started from a southern land       
        I'm bored with writing it!

        A Celts a ferocious fighting man
        Though spelling he can't do
        Five passages will tell the tale
        Though three I'd rather do.

        The music that the Celtic hear
        Is ringing in their ears
        From banging with their heads upon oak trees
        'cause their 'visions' they hold dear.