Johan's Town Crier: Mongol Hordes Sack U.S.

MONGOL HORDES SACK U.S. 

An estimated $800 billion in damage was
caused Monday when a horde of
bloodthirsty Mongols sacked and pillaged
the U.S. The horse-mounted Mongol
warriors, operating from a stronghold in the
Canadian wilderness, moved in from the
north and plundered U.S. riches, sweeping
as far south as Oklahoma before making
their way back across the border.
President Clinton is calling for the
construction of a national moat to prevent
future attacks.