Johan's Tavern
Kitchen

Kitchen Commandments:

1. Thou shalt wash thine hands upon entering the Kitchen, and often thereafter.

2. Thou shalt tie back thine scraggly locks before entering the Kitchen.

3. Thou shalt not pester the cooks, and thou shalt obey the Chef.

4. Thou shalt pay for thy disturbances of the kitchen staff with chocolate.  Likewise, thou shalt turn a 
   deaf ear to the rowdy disturbances of creativity in the kitchen.

5. Thou shalt not borrow kitchen equipment or supplies without permission.  Thou shalt return every piece 
   of equipment thou borrowest in tip-top condition, promptly.

6. Thou shalt honor thy cooks with backrubs and praise often, for verily, without them thou wouldst go 
   hungry. 

7. When thou carest not for what is put before thee, thou shalt simply say "No, Thank-you", for those who 
   wouldst shout "My God, that's disgusting" shall surely forfeit their lives at the hands of those who 
   have slaved hours to prepare it.

8. The Cooks of thy acquaintance surely have not been fed while they have toiled for you. Therefore, thou 
   shalt save them some of the food if they so desire it.

9.  Thou shalt have a soft chair and a glass of "something with a kick" for thy wearisome cook when the 
    feast is done.  While thy cook relaxes, thou shalt help clean the kitchen.

10. Thou shalt help thy cook load the wagon for the journey home, for verily will thy cook be falling down 
    tired after providing such an awesome meal.