August 10, 1998
10:51 PM
hey all! well, I just finished typing that nice intro there. Believe it or not, im not on the internet now. Nope. I wasn't then either. See, im typin all this up on micro word now, and im a gonna cut and paste it all later so you can actually see it. Hmm, I am so bored right now. I guess that's why im doin this. Geez, I have so much work to do on my page. I was usin some point and clik type editer before, cuz it was my first page, but I learned html recently so I gotta convert all my files from "ez" to "advanced". Im sooooo excited! (can u sense the sarcasm?) then I have all these bloody (im english) surveys my friends filled out and I gotta get them all up. O well, its sumthin 2 do, rite? Geez, I cant believe summers almost over! Waaaaaaaaaa! I gotta go to school! High school even! Waaaaaaaaaaa again! Im so scared… um, if any of you reading this have any comforting words, stop reading and email me!!!!! Heres my addy again… Ripley2284@yahoo.com. ok, now that that's over with… wow, im listen 2 tha best album ever recorded in recorded history!!! Its throwing copper, by live. Soooooo good! Ive listened 2 it about 2934623964 times, im surprised the laser hasn't burned a hole in it yet to tell the truth. Waitress is on now. I like that song. Ooo, idea! Im a gonna sing for you! (plug ur ears)(jk on that…) "do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-doooooo… mi mi mi mi miiiiiiiii… figaro, figaro, figarooooooooo… (ok, all warmed up now!) come on baby leave some change behind, she was a bitch, but I don't care, she brought out food out on time and wore a funky barrette in her hair. Come on baby leave some change behind, she was a bitch, but good enuf to leave some change, evrybudys good enuf for sum change. The girls got a famly, she needs cash to buy asprin for her pain, evrybudys good enuf for sum change, sum fukin change. come on baby leave some change behind, she was a bitch, but I don't care, she brought out food out on time and wore a funky barrette in her hair. Come on baby leave some change behind, she was a bitch, but good enuf to leave some change, evrybudys good enuf for sum change. We all get the flu we all get aids, weve got to stick together, after all, evrybudys good enuf for sum change. Sum fukin change. Come on baby… *noise, noise, noise…*, *whistle, whistle, whistle…*" that's like the most kik-ass whistlin ever in tha history of time! Its awesome. Well, I must be a goin now, so c ya lata! -§arah
August 11, 1997
11:18 AM
whoa! Guess whos on the radio at this very second! Yes! LIVE!!!!! Wahooie! Lakinis juice even. A good song, but im not gonna sing it cuz I don't know all tha werds but that's probly good 4 u, huh? Newho, I just ate sum waffles and boy were they yummy! Waffles r so cool, well, hot, but mine were kinda cold in sum places cuz they were frozen and the toaster aint tha best 1 around but im sure u really don't care about that right now… noooooooo! Live went bye bye… =( o well… ooo, barenaked ladies. That's cool. 1 week even. Um, im not even gonna try to sing that 1 if u know what I mean… so, guess what. Im not on the net now either. I gotta get on the net so I can put this up, don't I? Yes I do… hmmm… geez, im havin a lotta problems with my top 30 list. It's the midis. I cant find most of them! Waaaaaaa! If you have ne I don't, pleaseeeeee send them 2 me!!! K, thanx! Theres an army commercial on now. Um, I think ill pass. Actually, when I was in the 5th grade I was dyin (um, no pun intended…) to be in the armed forces. I thought itd be just so cool to get up there and fight and risk my life for my country, and i figgered we all die sumday, soi might as well do it defending the good ol u s of a. well, my opinions have changed eer so slightly by this time. I don't think id die for this country neway. Sure, we have free speech (and that's y I can say what im sayin here) and free religion (which is totally awesome) and all those goodys, but really, what has this country done that's really good. Take jfk for example. Evry1 whos ne1 knows theyre feedin us freakin lies about that. Fake news reports, even autopsy fotos! My dad has a book and theres a pic in there signed by 1 of the real autopsy (or emergency room, me dunno, but it duznt make much diff in this story) nurses and she said "that's not the gunshot wound I saw!" so that means tha basterds mutilated the presidents body so they cud cover their heinies. Whats that tell u? course, sum ppl say it was tha russians, but even if it was, y lie 2 us? Y lie 2 Jackie? Im sorry, but that's just a bunch of bs. Then theres the billy c thing goin on now. Well Ill be the 1st 2 admit I don't know all tha facts, but it seems ppl r acusin ol billy c of cheatin on his mrs. Now, tahts between him and hillary, but theyre makin such a dam big deal of it and I wanna know y. personally, im inclined 2 think its 2 lead r minda away from sumthin more important. And tha way ms monicas getting all this publicity, pics in tha magazines, that's bs 2. I mean, wat kinda society do we live in where these ppl r being put on a pedestal? U watch tv and all u c is violence (but in tha case of THE X-FILES that's ok) and killin and stealin and these ideas r becumin, in kids heads, a map of wat life shud be like and that sux. And money… I really hate muny. All its gud 4 is buyin cds. (heehee) it rulez evrything. Geez, I wanted a new dress 4 a dance last year, rite? Well I found 1 I luved that was just plain yellow, no sleeves, no fancy ribbons, just plain yellow cloth with a cuple arm holes and a zipper. 72 freakin buks! Geez, 4 what?!?!?! Its so ridiculous! (well, it was on sale and the manager gave me an xtra 10 percent off cuz it had a tiny little spot on it that I got of myself neway so I only had 2 pay sumthin like 50 for it but still…) newho, it's a screwed up werld we live in and I really don't think id put my life on tha line for ne country. My hands r getting pretty tired now, but I guess I can say one more thing. Well, actually it may take a wile, but o well. u ever seen roar? It was only tha best show ever (besides THE X-FILES) and they only showed 8 episodes which makes me really mad so fuk u whoever decided that. Ok, well, it was about a group of 4 and they were basically nomadic and they went around and had all these awesome adventures and it was so cool. O yeah, it took place, well, dunno xactly when, but a long time ago, oh yeah, tha roman era, that's it! Lemme c if I can remember their names. There was Connor, and Katlyn (I think that's how u spell it), and Telle (I think that's how u spell it), and Furgus (I think that's how u spell it), and then there were tha bad guys, well actually it was a bad grl and her army of flunkys. Her name was diana (I think…). Oooo, then there was "tha father" and he was 8 years old, but u know that whole reincarnated buisness and he was I guess kinda like tha pope or sumthin, real important, all knowin, tha werks. So in tha last episode they showed, dianas wizard friend (who was immortal but really wanted 2 die and there was this special sord and he cud only be killed by that but it got lost or broken or sumthin like that…) killed him. And I was really mad when they stopped showin it but tahts life I guess, no matter how much it sux… well, im a gonna c if tha fone lines r free sos I can actually put this up… c ya! -§arah
September 1, 1998
9:04 PM
whoa, im bak!!! and, oh my god, school is so awesome!!!!! its like tha bestest school this side of tha mississippi even! its all bright and cheerful, and... IT HAS WINDOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow, my old school was all dark and gloomy and, sadly, no bleepin windows! ack! it was like prison. and they treated us like little kids. but now, in HIGH SCHOOL, we are officially young adults and we can actually go 2 lunch by ourselves and go 2 r lockerz wenever we want and wear hats and chew gum and drop classes and its sooooooo awesome!!! i am veryyyyyy happy now. o yeah, and all my teachers r so cool! (hi Mrs. Robinson and Mrs. Chrzanowski and Mr. Thompson and Mrs. Lipka and Mr. Caillouette and Mr. Wisneski and Ms. Hesseltime and Mr. Lushinks!!!!!) i gotta say mr caillouette is probly tha coolest and hes tha bend teacher and he threw a party 4 us after band camp over tha summer and well thats a whole different story, which will probly appear later on my stories page so ull just hafta wait! heehee... well, im a gonna go, i dunno, update sum other thingz on my gr88888 page. SIGN THA GUESTBOOK IF U HAVNT ALREADY!!!!! bye! -§arah
