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1. You can get chocolate.

2. You can safely have chocolate while driving.

3. You can make chocolate last as long as you want.

4. You can have chocolate in front of your mother.

5. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

6. It's okay for two people of the same sex to have chocolate together.

7. Bad chocolate is extremely rare.

8. It's okay to bite the nuts; the chocolate doesn't mind.

9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

10. You can have chocolate at work.

11. You can ask for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12. With chocolate there's no need to fake.

13. Chocolate doesn't make you a parent.

14. You can have chocolate any time of the month.

15. Good chocolate is easy to find.

16. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

17. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

18. When you have good chocolate it does not keep the neighbors awake.

19. With chocolate, size doesn't matter.

20. You can have chocolate without a wrapper.

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