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10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely,
if ever, are set on "stun".
9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with
an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go
into warp-- the Millenium Falcon does the same
thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth
Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable--
after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard
looked like hell.
7) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to
cut in on his action.
6) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with
every alien he encounters.
5) One word: lightsabers.
4) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate
any ship named Slave I.
3) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M"
or not.
2) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with
one glance.
1) Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt
at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.