Two men, not alike in ability

In fair San Diego (where we lay our scene).

The new one's thrilling, sparking mutiny

'Gainst the second, who treats me like a queen.

The second knows not that he has a foe

Who's more handsome, witty, sharp as a knife.

Which one should I choose? Which one overthrow?

The strain of all this is wrecking my life!

I'm fearful that I will make the wrong move

And be the cause of my own (and their) rage.

Did I mention he's short? (my newest love)

Both men are wonderful, both are my age.

If you, with patience my problem attend,

Could counsel me-- Who should be my boyfriend?

Signed,