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FOUR SURGEONS
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break
and were discussing their work.
The first one said, "I think
Accountants are easiest to operate on.
You open them up and everything inside is numbered"
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The second said, "I think Librarians
are easiest to operate on. You open them up and everthing
inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said," I like to operate on electricians. You open them
up and everything is color-coded."
The fourth one said,
"I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless,spineless,gutless,
and their heads and ass are interchangable."
PROFESSIONAL OPINION
A guy who is suffering from "Inferiority
complex" sought the help of a Psychiatrist.
After several hours
of talking to the patient, the Psychiatrist came to a conclusion and
said to the patient."There is the bad news and the good news. The
good news is ,You are not suffering from the complex.The bad news is,
You are just inferior."
Doctors
The doctor said he'd have me on my feet
in two weeks.
He was right-I had to sell my car to pay the bill.
Lawyers
What's the difference between a catfish
and a Lawyer?
One is a bottom-dwelling, garbage-eating scavenger.
and the other is a fish.
Alligator
And there's the one about the man who
walks into a bar with his alligator and ask the bartender,
"Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure do," replied the bartender.
"Good,"said the man.
"Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for
my 'gator."
Teachers
Did you hear the cross-eyed teacher said?
I can't control my pupils.
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