Other types of musical fruit!!

Sniffing Tomato

A vagrant, tropical fruit. The second-largest sniffing fruit with a uniform orange-red colouration. To be found sniffing melodies along the margins of fresh water puddles. Has habit of sudden sighing motions with a shrill tweet. Scarce passage migrant, breeds annually. 4cm.

Trumpeting Banana

A distinctive yellow fruit frequently mistaken for the equally common singing lemon, although the latter has a considerably less bent shape. Chief trumpeting sounds include a soft 'pharp' and a spluttering 'blurp'. When not breeding, to be found weaving baskets from nasal hair. 11cm.

Whining Apple

The only all-green musical fruit that has large red patches when breeding. In winter, it is known to emit brown noises from its crevices. Its grotesque tri-pitched mating call, which sounds like Celine Dion on cocaine, makes this a deeply feared fruit. Breeds in underground bunkers. 1300 cm.

Barking Cabbage

Not really a fruit at all, this barking vegetable is frequently mistaken for a fruit because of its ability to bark classical music. In flight, this large green thing can be seen excreting salad dressing. Breeds in Finland, where it is worshipped like a god. 3 mm.

Laughing Avocado

A large green fruit whose constant laughing makes it a feared pest in 137 countries. This creature should not be approached since its laugh has been known to cause genital suffering. Any sightings should be reported to the International Avocado Watch who will immediately dispatch a team to run away from it. Breeds in a mail box outside a small house in Toronto. 135 km.

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