The Singing Lemon Picture Gallery

We all love lemons. Whether they are at work, rest or play, lemons really are wonderful. This gallery is devoted to depicting the typical lives of typical lemons.

	Lemons at home This picture shows lemons in their natural tree-dwelling habitat. See how they are excitedly grouped together in a close-knit community. Life for a lemon is full of joy and happiness.
A Family Argument These three lemons are all members of the same family. Here we see them having a good-natured friendly argument about the price of spaghetti.
	A Lemon Funeral Funeral rites for a lemon - here we see a group of lemons attending a funeral at sea (which is in a jug) for a lemon that was horribly shedded to pieces in a nasty grater accident.
Building a treehouse Here we see several young lemons building a treehouse. Notice how they are equipped with hammers, nails, planks of wood, and heavy industrial chainsaws.
	A Poor Sickly lemon This lemon is not well. It has become sick with the dreaded green-peel disease. It will require much care and affection to heal this lemon.
Lemons in Love Here we see two lemons canoodling with each other - they are clearly very much in love. Lemony wedding bells cannot be far away.
	Silky Lemons These lemons have just been for a swim. They are now busily towelling themselves off on several square metres of blue silk. Lemons have very delicate complexions and dry themselves with very soft material to make their dimples really shine.
Lemon Hide-and-Seek These lemons are playing hide-and-seek. Try as it might the lemon on the table cannot not find the other lemons. If we look carefully we can see that they are all craftily hiding in the box.
	Another Family of Lemons Although they look similar, this is a completely different family of lemons to those photographed in picture 2. By coincidence though, these lemons are also having an argument about the price of spaghetti.
Through the Time Tunnel! These adventurous lemons have discovered this wormhole vortex which will allow them to travel to other dimensions. Who knows what wonderous adventures await them as they prepare to travel through the blue vortex of time!
	Tree Hugging Lemons Lemons love trees. A lemon will never pass up the opportunity to hug a tree. Here we see a some friendly lemons affectionally groping this leafy tree.
Lemons Walking on Water Because they are incredibly saintly, lemons find it easy to walk on water. Here we see a family of lemons walking serenly across this incredibly smooth glassy lake.
	Mutant Orange Lemons! Although these orange-skin lemons look strange, their strange orange colour is just a natural consequence of eating too many pebbles. These lemons will have to go on a pebble-free diet if they want to return to their natural yellow colour.
Epidemic! Eeeek! These four lemons have all caught the dreaded green-peel disease! Clearly the lemon in picture 5 was very contagious. Luckily green-peel disease is not fatal, and hopefully all these lemons will make a full recovery.
	A Grand Council of Lemon Every ten thousand years all of the lemons in the universe gather in a grand union of lemons to elect the new supreme high leader of lemons. Here we see them during an early stage in the lemon debate when some of the lemons are discussing the annual treacle quota.
Lemons on a Carousel Here we see some lemons spinning around and around on this strange tree-like merry-go-round. Lemons love fairgrounds, and never miss an opportunity to frolic on the rides.
	Basket-Weaving Lemons These lemons are excitedly weaving a basket. Lemons love these sorts of arts-and-crafts activities. Notice how one lemon has remained outside the basket so that the others don't get trapped inside. Lemons are very thoughtful like this.
Lemons watching a football match This scene shows a crowd of lemons at a lemon football match. Lemon football is an incredibly complex game which involves two teams trying to get a ball into the other team's goal. Lemons, of course, are highly intelligent, and so have no difficulty understanding these very complicated rules.
	The daily mail arrives These lemons have excitedly gathered to read the morning mail which has just arrived. Lemons like to write to each other often, detailing their many adventures.
Lemons learning to fly These lemons are flying in a balloon high up above the clouds. It's rather hard to tell though because it's a very close-up shot. See how incredibly excited these lemons are in their balloon-flying adventure.
	To Boldly go where no lemon has gone before These lemons on their bold Lemon Trek around the Galaxy have just encountered some strange non-lemon lifeforms for the first time. Will these peculiar creatures prove friendly? Yes, because everybody is friendly to lemons.
Spectral Lemons You just can't keep a good lemon down. These lemons have refused to die and have come back from the grave as lemon ghosts! Flee before the onslaught of the lemons from beyond the grave!
	Dancing Lemons Here we see some lemons at play dancing a complex series of manouvres in a typical lemon dance. It is a common sight during the warm summer months to see lemons in the trees dancing merrily.
Lemons having a party! This is a very familiar scene. These lemons have all crammed into a small glass bowl to have major party. All lemon parties take place in small bowls and since lemons love to hold parties, it is very common to see lemons sitting around in bowls having a good time.
	Dragon-Fighting Lemons These lemons dressed up in suits of armour are fighting a huge fire-breathing dragon which can be seen on the left. Overhead several pink spaceships can be seen transporting lemons to the Thunk Nebula, while at the at the bottom of the picture a small hippopotamus dances the can-can.