6/19/96
Mindless Ramblings

These batteries have a shelf life of three years. I wonder what mom put in my underwear drawer to make them smell minty fresh. I once new this guy who owned a complete set of mint condition Elvis collectors plates. Stop looking at my three legged dog. Kool-Aid makes great hair dye, just ask my grandmother. Look toward the skies, we're being invaded by giant bathtubs.Ummm, cream cheese. No, you've got your own. There are 365 days in a year, thats 365 days that i wish i were somewere else. Why do you wash the dishes and then put them in the dishwasher. I dont under stand why your putting mustard in my hair. Leave my fish's genitalia alone.


Spank Me

The man on the corner
cold and alone
i could be him
Look at the way
the people stare
No fucking respect

I want to go to sleep, im tired, my eyes are sagging, things are fuzzy, i want to go to bed, i drank 2 bottles of Dr.Pepper, i cant watch another infomercial, turn the light off, shut up , umm, that sounds nice, look at the bird dancing infront of the television set with a toothpick and a small faery in its mouth , no i havent seen you toothbrush, hehe, ice cream, :

i before e except after z
i before c except after e
e before i except after y
K before g except after b
i before e except after tea
easy to remember.

All dolled up in this sweaty club
You look like a swirly colored room
with an honor bar, and orange shag
Dont worry, we'll fill the bottles with water
Timmy at the check out desk wont know
Flash by my way, on your crayon rainbow
but stay in the same frame with timmy
cause stuffs all crazy like
funky

C RAP

the coconut snow cones are the best ones

dennys

Some times i sit in the red booth
drink doctor pepper
while my freinds drink beans and smoke
choke down the cheese sticks
tell him to get over here
its raining on the waitress
so why do we come
were we dont wanna be
oh ya, they dont care about curfew

partridge family reunioooooooooooooon
danny is as bastard
sing a cheesy sone
watch some cheesy antics
but i still like the shooooooooooooooow

MALE
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