These are weird and wacky and otherwise astounding sayings the Ninja Frog has heard throughout his adventures...

Heard at Dennys
  • "I twisted my knee looking for my key in my apartment today." -Cheryl
  • "You may be aware of the time, but is Time aware of you?" -heard at Dennys
  • "I don't know you, but I know of you." -heard at Dennys
  • "Yes. I've never had sex. OK!?!?" -heard at Dennys
  • "He's a little Ghetto Fraggle." -heard at Dennys in reference to a person known as Brandon Andrews
  • "He looks like a black ninja turtle." -heard at Dennys in reference to a person known as Maurice Appling
  • "If it's not mooing at me, I'll eat it." -Doil Hammons in reference to the way a hamburger is cooked
  • "Her pot runneth over." -Jamie Moore, in reference to Cheryl's pot of coffee which was filled to the brim at that time
  • "Would you do me a question?" -Adam Urquhart to the Ninja Frog
  • "Where did you get all your sweetness from?" -Tamera to Michael asking about his candy
  • "Let me see your bag of goodies." -Tamera to Michael asking about his candy
  • Said by the Ninja Frog himself!
  • "It was force of habitat." -The Ninja Frog
  • "That's the straw that broke the monkey's back." -The Ninja Frog
  • "It's Bumblehoover the vampire." -The Ninja Frog
  • "It's a wakwak pill." -Said by The Ninja Frog in reference to Zoloft
  • "A sandwich? Yea, it's like a doughnut." -The Ninja Frog
  • "He's got his. She's go hers. I've got mine. Have you got yours?" -Said at Comics Plus by The Ninja Frog in reference to Drivers License
  • "What are you? Her guardian goober?" -The Ninja Frog in reference to Joseph Strickland
  • "Did you say it was your Hoodallin doodallin deck?!?"-The Ninja Frog at Comics Plus
  • "A storm rages in my mind caused by the tremours in my heart. Though it has happened on a few times before, it's still difficult to adjust to. My mind is usually a tower of iron will."-Ninja Frog to Pheonix
  • "It's like Brittany Spears says 'Here. Babysit this for a while.'"-Ninja Frog to Sam Stinson
  • "We were bouncing puns around like candy."-The Ninja Frog
  • "Close only counts in horse grenades and hand shoes."-The Ninja Frog
  • "See now what you did."-The Ninja Frog to Benjamin A. Moore
  • "It looks like a herd of wild geese ran through here!"-The Ninja Frog in reference to the Chicken Ramen Noodle section at Kroger #410.
  • "I saw you there like a vulture ready to pounce."-The Ninja Frog to Nancy Byrd.
  • Heard at other places...
  • "If you can't say waterpipe, you have to leave." -Heard and found at Touch of Magic
  • "Yea? Well my left eyeball can beat your entire gene pool." -Tim Allen
  • "Nature is personified as a woman. Do you see that? HELLO?!?!?" -C. Scamihorn
  • "Are you mexican?"said by some weird kid at Comics Plus in reference to David Cummings who is 1/2 Korean...not mexican.
  • "Can change my mind, but not my heart."-Tony Pugh
  • "Smother it with honey, cover it with bees and send it to the hive."-Shane Tipton
  • "Do I look good with my topless, white, cracker body?"-Ehren Kilpatrick
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