Michael D. Strickland:The Disclaimer
Michael D. Strickland. Just who is this abstract character?
Many have met him. Few have ever forgotten him. His mental state has been described as insane, daffy, goofy, wacky, and various other loony discriptions. But who is this person?
Well, no one really knows. It has been said that when
with him "...there's never a dull moment." Many of the ideas presented on his pages have caused the world to look back in awe and wonder just where does he gets his inspiration.
So what makes this person so insane and interesting at the same time? What has shaped and molded him into this model of insane entertainment? We may never know. We just might not want to know.
With the help of the research team at the U.S. Department of Species Cataloging and Extinction Records, it has been
proven that E=MC2 and the Earth is actually round.
It has also been proven that no one human really completely understands this truly unique individual. Also, studies have shown that a select few have come close to this complete understanding, but have since vanished. Perhaps it was not ment for mankind to know about this character.
In closing, will we ever know the whole truth about Michael D. Strickland? Just who this person is and why he is as insane as studies show? We hope not.
This report has been prepared by:
Mich...er...Gen. Bob Frogger
Chairperson of the U.S. Department of Species Cataloging and Extinction Records