Michael D. Strickland:The Disclaimer



Michael D. Strickland. Just who is this abstract character?
Many have met him. Few have ever forgotten him. His mental
state has been described as insane, daffy, goofy, wacky, and
various other loony discriptions. But who is this person?

Well, no one really knows. It has been said that when
with him "...there's never a dull moment." Many of the ideas
presented on his pages have caused the world to look back in
awe and wonder just where does he gets his inspiration.

So what makes this person so insane and interesting at the
same time? What has shaped and molded him into this model of
insane entertainment? We may never know. We just might not
want to know.

With the help of the research team at the U.S. Department
of Species Cataloging and Extinction Records, it has been
proven that E=MC2 and the Earth is actually round.
It has also been proven that no one human really completely
understands this truly unique individual. Also, studies have
shown that a select few have come close to this complete
understanding, but have since vanished. Perhaps it was not
ment for mankind to know about this character.

In closing, will we ever know the whole truth about Michael
D. Strickland? Just who this person is and why he is as
insane as studies show? We hope not.



This report has been prepared by:
Mich...er...Gen. Bob Frogger
Chairperson of the U.S. Department of Species Cataloging
and Extinction Records
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