"A Ship is called "She" because there is always a Great Deal of Bustle around Her; There is usually a Gang of Men about, She has a Waist and Stays; It takes a lot of Paint to Keep Her Looking her Best; It is not the Initial Expense that Breaks You, it is the Upkeep; She can be All Decked Out; It Takes an Experienced Man to Handle Her Correctly; And- Without a Man at the Helm, She is Absolutely Uncontrollable; She Shows Off Her Topsides and Hides Her Bottom, and When Coming into Port, Always Heads for The Buoys."