 | There are no facts, only interpretations. |
 | There are three things that last, faith, hope and
love.... |
 | There are two ways to be rich , make more or need
less. |
 | There is an absolute truth, but language fails
miserably. |
 | There is more than one way to purify the soul. |
 | There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. |
 | There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather
permitting. |
 | There's a vas deferens between men and women. |
 | There's no reason for it, it's just our policy. |
 | There's no speed limit on the Information
Superhighway. |
 | Thermodynamics - It's not just a good idea, it's the
Third Law! |
 | Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent
vocabulary. |
 | They're coming to take me away, haha hoho hehe! |
 | They're fanatics, armed, and they don't drink
decaf.... |
 | Things not to hear in a Nuclear Power Plant :
"Oops.." |
 | THINK..it gives you something to do while the
computer is down. |
 | Think "honk" if you're psychic. |
 | Think you can hold off a vampire with a sunlamp? |
 | This country was FOUNDED by religious nuts with
guns! |
 | THIS is not a clear & present danger? I must
read the rule book again. |
 | This is the best planet on Earth. -Dan Quayle |
 | This is your brain. THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CHOCOLATE! |
 | This message was written with recyclable keystrokes. |
 | This, too may be woven into the fabric of time. |
 | Those that can, do. Those who can't, don't. |
 | Those who live by the sword are shot by those who
don't. |
 | Those without friends only have themselves to play
with. |
 | Though this be madness, yet there is method
in't...<Hamlet> |
 | Three cheers for the Sun God: RA! RA! RA! |
 | Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky... |
 | Three two letter words that mean small:
"Is it in?" |
 | Throw the salt and shout "Go away bad
things!" |
 | TIDMADT : These Initials Don't Mean A Damn Thing |
 | Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like
bananas.--G. Marx |
 | Time for culture, gone CHOPIN, BACH in a MINUET. |
 | Time goes? No. Alas, time stays, we go. |
 | Time is nature's way of keeping everything from
happening at once. |
 | Time wounds all heels. |
 | Time/space is curved, so where do straights come
from? |
 | Tired of phone scams? Call 1-900-U-FELL-4-IT. |
 | 'Tis better to light a candle than to curse the
darkness. |
 | To be or not to be, those are the parameters. |
 | To err is human. To really screw things up you need
a computer. |
 | To err is human; to moo, bovine. |
 | To get a loan you have to prove you don't need it. |
 | To hide a feeling is to increase its force a
thousand times.--Caine |
 | To see a candle's light, one must take it into the
dark. |
 | To strive, to seek, to find, but not to yield. |
 | To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of
skill. - Sun Tzu |
 | To suppress a truth is to give it a force beyond
endurance.--Kan |
 | To survive one must be able to adapt to changing
situations. -T. Rex |
 | Tobacco kills more people than marijuana. |
 | Today is a day for firm decisions... Or is it? |
 | Tomorrow on Geraldo - Women who've never been on
Oprah! |
 | Too many hobbies, too little time! |
 | Too much month left at the end of the money. |
 | Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. - Mae
West |
 | Treated with potassium sorbate to retard mold
growth. |
 | Tree falls in forest. Hits Milli
Vanilli. Someone else screams. |
 | Trespassers will be violated. |
 | Trilogy (n). Series of three books, sometimes more. |
 | Troubleshooting Shortcut #1: Shoot the Trouble. |
 | Trust everyone, but always cut the cards. |
 | Trust the computer. The computer is your
friend. |
 | Truth is stranger than fiction because fiction has
to make sense. |
 | Turning Japanese/I think I'm turning Japanese/I
really think so... |
 | Twinkies have a half-life, but Velveeta is eternal. |
 | Typical Bisexuals are like typical thunderstorms. |
 | Uh oh! Not the Floppy Disks of Shadows! AIEEEEE! |
 | Uh oh, I'm turning normal. Musta forgot to pay
the eccentric bill. |
 | Ultimately, no amount of study will lead to the
truth.- D.Carradine |
 | Understanding is the key. Maybe it's under the
mat. |
 | Unicorns aren't mythical - virgins are! |
 | Unicorns do it with a spiraled shaft! |
 | Unless it affects the price of chocolate, it has no
bearing on my life. |
 | Until the missionaries came, the cannibals ate each
other. |
 | Unzip, expand, explode...what kind of pervert came
up with this? |
 | Up Saturn! Up Pluto! Up Uranus! |
 | Upgraded and Improved: Never worked before. |
 | Upload some chocolate and nobody gets hurt! |
 | USER ERROR: Replace user and press any key to
continue. |
 | Velveeta cheese has so many preservatives that it
doesn't have a shelf life...it has a half life. |
 | Veni, vidi, Velcro: I came, I saw, I stuck around. |
 | Vikings and Saxons and Celts, OH MY! |
 | Virginity is curable if caught early enough. |
 | Virus strikes African antelope -- Gnus at 10 |
 | Visualize whirled peas. |
 | Vote Pro-Choice! |
 | Wand? Why, no, that's my rolling pin ... |
 | Wanna read a good horror novel? Get a history book! |
 | Wanted: Dictionary with Index. |
 | War doesn't determine who's right but who's left. |
 | Warning: Do not suspend disbelief directly overhead. |
 | WARNING: I speed up to run down helpless little
animals! |
 | Watch for Dan Quayle in the Lays Potatoe ad! |
 | We aim to please, but we shoot to kill. |
 | We are all longing to go home to some place we have
never been... |
 | We are not human doings, rather, we are human
beings. |
 | We are Pentium of Borg. Division is
futile. You will be approximated. |
 | We are the dream makers, and so our destiny lies in
us. |
 | We are the knights who say...'NI'! |
 | We can defeat gravity. The problem is the
paperwork involved. |
 | We got plenty of youth! What we REALLY need is
a Fountain of Smart. |
 | We has met the enemy, and it is us. Walt Kelly as
Pogo |
 | We hold in our hearts the true country, and that
cannot be stolen. |
 | We must believe in free will! We have no choice! |
 | We now return to our regularly scheduled
flame-throwing. |
 | We will continue to say NI! if you do not appease
us! |
 | We will never lose our way to the well of her
memory. |
 | Weather forecast for tonight: dark. |
 | Weird enough for all practical purposes. |
 | Welcome to the lab. Now roll up your sleeve. |
 | We'll burn that cross when we come to it. --Margali |
 | Well... it seemed like a good idea while I was
posting it... |
 | We're all in this alone. -Lily Tomlin |
 | We're from the government and we're here to help
you. |
 | We're lost but we are making good time. |
 | We've secretly replaced the Dilithium with new
Folgers Crystals! |
 | Weyr, Oh Weyr has my little dra gone... |
 | Whadaya mean, 'why am I so evil?' I'm a
villain! IT'S WHAT I DO !! |
 | WHAT - Is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden
swallow? |
 | What ARE you doing down there? |
 | What CAN'T go wrong, STILL goes wrong! |
 | What if there were no hypothetical situations? |
 | What I'm looking for is a blessing that's NOT in
disguise. |
 | What is greater than Good?<Caine> Love.
<Master Kan> |
 | What is the sound of one hand typing? QWERTY... |
 | What luck for rulers that men do not think. -Adolf
Hitler |
 | What makes you think you're going to get any sleep? |
 | What size bribe should I offer a corrupt file? |
 | What the world really needs is more love and less
paperwork. Pearl Bailey |
 | What we demand is a total ABSENCE of solid facts! |
 | What we think about expands... |
 | What You See Is What I Typed (WYSIWIT) |
 | WHAT??? Give up C:\> for silly ICONS? |
 | Whatever happened to 'Cthulhu-minion Barbie'? |
 | Whatever you do may seem insignificant to you, but
it is most important that you |
 | What's all this talk about Hellfire &
Dalmatians? |
 | What's another word for thesaurus? |
 | What's so CIVIL about WAR? |
 | What's the difference between a fat chance and a
slim chance? |
 | When a hammer is your only tool, all problems appear
to be nails... |
 | When all else fails manipulate the data. |
 | When all else fails, read the directions! |
 | When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses? |
 | When I turns them into a newt, they STAYS a newt! |
 | When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to
mean. - H. Dumpty |
 | When in Danger or in doubt: Run in circles, scream
and shout! |
 | When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes |
 | When our outgo exceeds our income, our upkeep
becomes our downfall. |
 | When someone asks if you're a god, say YES! |
 | When subtlety fails us, we must resort to cream
pies. |
 | When the going gets tough, everybody leaves. |
 | When the going gets tough, the tough grab their
teddy bears. |
 | When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter Thompson |
 | When the mind is ready, a teacher appears. - Zen |
 | When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our
friend... |
 | When the Student is ready, the Teacher appears. |
 | When we build better mousetraps, nature builds
better mice. |
 | When you are out of your body, are you naked? |
 | When you find true fellowship, welcome it and keep
it sacred. |
 | When you get to the fork in the road, take it. |
 | When you're over the hill, you pick up speed! |
 | Whenever I feel like exercising I lie down until the
feeling passes. |
 | Where are we going? And why am I in this hand
basket!?!?!? |
 | Where books are burned, people are always next. |
 | Where did birds sit before there were telephone
wires? |
 | where men are men, women are scarce, and sheep are
very nervous! |
 | Where's my sparkling
wate#$>&#-&:{!#@....NO PERRIER |
 | Where's the _any_ key? I can't seem to find
it! |
 | Which is better: Vulcan Humor or Klingon
Opera? |
 | Which version of the truth would you like to hear? |
 | While I'm Channeling, hide the remote from my
family! |
 | Whip me, beat me, make me read my mail online! |
 | Who is General Failure and why is he reading my
disk? |
 | Whoops, off-topic allotment used up, sorry. |
 | Why are they called apartments when they're all
stuck together? |
 | Why can't life have a "Snooze" button? |
 | Why can't you be a nonconformist like everyone else? |
 | Why did Shakespeare use so many famous quotations in
his work? |
 | Why do I seem to hear hordes of screaming Mongols
all the time? |
 | Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? |
 | Why do you have to make an appointment with a
psychic? |
 | Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a
parkway? |
 | Why put it off until tomorrow when you can forget it
entirely? |
 | Wild nights are my glory.--Madeleine L'Engle |
 | Wind to thy wings. |
 | Windows isn't a virus...a virus does something! |
 | Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know. |
 | Wishing you silver dreams and golden sunbeams! |
 | Wit, like money, should never be thrown away in
half-measures. |
 | Witches do it in a spiral. |
 | With fronds like you, who needs anemones? |
 | Without golf balls, how would we measure hail? |
 | Without my ignorance, your knowledge would be
meaningless. |
 | Without Time, everything would happen at once. |
 | WOMAN.ZIP: Good program. No docs, but fun to unzip.
:-) |
 | Words and ideas are what change our world. |
 | Words are of two kinds, simple and double. -
Aristotle |
 | Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde |
 | Wouldn't you rather have an intelligent country,
over an armed one? |
 | Writing to Washington won't help -- he's dead! |
 | Yes, but you're taking the universe out of context. |
 | Yield to Temptation, it may not pass your way
again.- Robert Heinlein |
 | You ain't seen n-n-n-n-nothing yet! |
 | You are here: X |
 | You can never have enough books, or time to read
them. |
 | You cannot produce a baby in one month by
impregnating nine women. |
 | You can't always get what you want, but if you try
sometimes.... |
 | You can't fight in here, it's the war room! |
 | You can't have everything. Where would you put it? |
 | You can't hug your children with nuclear arms. |
 | You go conquer, I came for the hors d'ouevres. |
 | You have e-mail. See above. |
 | You infernal machine! Give me a soda or my money
back! |
 | You know, underneath these clothes I'm skyclad - all
the time! |
 | You mean Barney ISN'T a demon? |
 | You mean I don't HAVE to reply to EVERY post? |
 | You mean they eat their god?? Ewww, gross... |
 | You must do the thing you think you cannot do.
Eleanor Roosevelt |
 | You shall know the truth, and it shall make you odd. |
 | You will be given a fair trial, after which you will
be shot. |
 | You win some, you torch some... --Kelandris |
 | You! Yes, You! Out of the Gene Pool! Now! |
 | You, too, can defeat self worth, with a little help
from your family. |
 | You'll have to pardon me...the Governor refuses to. |
 | You'll know fear, pain, then die. Have a nice
flight! |
 | You'll see it when you believe it. |
 | Young at Heart. Slightly Older in Other Places. |
 | You're only as sick as your secrets.--Kay B. |
 | You're short! I thought you were farther away... |
 | ZenCrafters: Total Enlightenment, in about an hour. |