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There are no facts, only interpretations.
There are three things that last, faith, hope and love....
There are two ways to be rich , make more or need less.
There is an absolute truth, but language fails miserably.
There is more than one way to purify the soul.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting.
There's a vas deferens between men and women.
There's no reason for it, it's just our policy.
There's no speed limit on the Information Superhighway.
Thermodynamics - It's not just a good idea, it's the Third Law!
Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.
They're coming to take me away, haha hoho hehe!
They're fanatics, armed, and they don't drink decaf....
Things not to hear in a Nuclear Power Plant : "Oops.."
THINK..it gives you something to do while the computer is down.
Think "honk" if you're psychic.
Think you can hold off a vampire with a sunlamp?
This country was FOUNDED by religious nuts with guns!
THIS is not a clear & present danger? I must read the rule book again.
This is the best planet on Earth. -Dan Quayle
This is your brain. THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CHOCOLATE!
This message was written with recyclable keystrokes.
This, too may be woven into the fabric of time.
Those that can, do. Those who can't, don't.
Those who live by the sword are shot by those who don't.
Those without friends only have themselves to play with.
Though this be madness, yet there is method in't...<Hamlet>
Three cheers for the Sun God:  RA! RA! RA!
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky...
Three two letter words that mean small:  "Is it in?"
Throw the salt and shout "Go away bad things!"
TIDMADT : These Initials Don't Mean A Damn Thing
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like bananas.--G. Marx
Time for culture, gone CHOPIN, BACH in a MINUET.
Time goes?  No.  Alas, time stays, we go.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Time wounds all heels.
Time/space is curved, so where do straights come from?
Tired of phone scams? Call 1-900-U-FELL-4-IT.
'Tis better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
To be or not to be, those are the parameters.
To err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer.
To err is human; to moo, bovine.
To get a loan you have to prove you don't need it.
To hide a feeling is to increase its force a thousand times.--Caine
To see a candle's light, one must take it into the dark.
To strive, to seek, to find, but not to yield.
To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. - Sun Tzu
To suppress a truth is to give it a force beyond endurance.--Kan
To survive one must be able to adapt to changing situations. -T. Rex
Tobacco kills more people than marijuana.
Today is a day for firm decisions... Or is it?
Tomorrow on Geraldo - Women who've never been on Oprah!
Too many hobbies, too little time!
Too much month left at the end of the money.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. - Mae West
Treated with potassium sorbate to retard mold growth.
Tree falls in forest.  Hits Milli Vanilli.  Someone else screams.
Trespassers will be violated.
Trilogy (n). Series of three books, sometimes more.
Troubleshooting Shortcut #1: Shoot the Trouble.
Trust everyone, but always cut the cards.
Trust the computer.  The computer is your friend.
Truth is stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense.
Turning Japanese/I think I'm turning Japanese/I really think so...
Twinkies have a half-life, but Velveeta is eternal.
Typical Bisexuals are like typical thunderstorms.
Uh oh! Not the Floppy Disks of Shadows! AIEEEEE!
Uh oh, I'm turning normal.  Musta forgot to pay the eccentric bill.
Ultimately, no amount of study will lead to the truth.- D.Carradine
Understanding is the key.  Maybe it's under the mat.
Unicorns aren't mythical - virgins are!
Unicorns do it with a spiraled shaft!
Unless it affects the price of chocolate, it has no bearing on my life.
Until the missionaries came, the cannibals ate each other.
Unzip, expand, explode...what kind of pervert came up with this?
Up Saturn! Up Pluto! Up Uranus!
Upgraded and Improved: Never worked before.
Upload some chocolate and nobody gets hurt!
USER ERROR:  Replace user and press any key to continue.
Velveeta cheese has so many preservatives that it doesn't have a shelf life...it has a half life.
Veni, vidi, Velcro: I came, I saw, I stuck around.
Vikings and Saxons and Celts, OH MY!
Virginity is curable if caught early enough.
Virus strikes African antelope -- Gnus at 10
Visualize whirled peas.
Vote Pro-Choice!
Wand?  Why, no, that's my rolling pin ...
Wanna read a good horror novel? Get a history book!
Wanted: Dictionary with Index.
War doesn't determine who's right but who's left.
Warning: Do not suspend disbelief directly overhead.
WARNING: I speed up to run down helpless little animals!
Watch for Dan Quayle in the Lays Potatoe ad!
We aim to please, but we shoot to kill.
We are all longing to go home to some place we have never been...
We are not human doings, rather, we are human beings.
We are Pentium of Borg.  Division is futile.  You will be approximated.
We are the dream makers, and so our destiny lies in us.
We are the knights who say...'NI'!
We can defeat gravity.  The problem is the paperwork involved.
We got plenty of youth!  What we REALLY need is a Fountain of Smart.
We has met the enemy, and it is us. Walt Kelly as Pogo
We hold in our hearts the true country, and that cannot be stolen.
We must believe in free will! We have no choice!
We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
We will continue to say NI! if you do not appease us!
We will never lose our way to the well of her memory.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Weird enough for all practical purposes.
Welcome to the lab.  Now roll up your sleeve.
We'll burn that cross when we come to it. --Margali
Well... it seemed like a good idea while I was posting it...
We're all in this alone.  -Lily Tomlin
We're from the government and we're here to help you.
We're lost but we are making good time.
We've secretly replaced the Dilithium with new Folgers Crystals!
Weyr, Oh Weyr has my little dra gone...
Whadaya mean, 'why am I so evil?'  I'm a villain!  IT'S WHAT I DO !!
WHAT - Is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
What ARE you doing down there?
What CAN'T go wrong, STILL goes wrong!
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
What I'm looking for is a blessing that's NOT in disguise.
What is greater than Good?<Caine>  Love. <Master Kan>
What is the sound of one hand typing? QWERTY...
What luck for rulers that men do not think. -Adolf Hitler
What makes you think you're going to get any sleep?
What size bribe should I offer a corrupt file?
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork. Pearl Bailey
What we demand is a total ABSENCE of solid facts!
What we think about expands...
What You See Is What I Typed (WYSIWIT)
WHAT??? Give up C:\> for silly ICONS?
Whatever happened to 'Cthulhu-minion Barbie'?
Whatever you do may seem insignificant to you, but it is most important that you
What's all this talk about Hellfire & Dalmatians?
What's another word for thesaurus?
What's so CIVIL about WAR?
What's the difference between a fat chance and a slim chance?
When a hammer is your only tool, all problems appear to be nails...
When all else fails manipulate the data.
When all else fails, read the directions!
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
When I turns them into a newt, they STAYS a newt!
When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean. - H. Dumpty
When in Danger or in doubt: Run in circles, scream and shout!
When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes
When our outgo exceeds our income, our upkeep becomes our downfall.
When someone asks if you're a god, say YES!
When subtlety fails us, we must resort to cream pies.
When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.
When the going gets tough, the tough grab their teddy bears.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. Hunter Thompson
When the mind is ready, a teacher appears. - Zen
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend...
When the Student is ready, the Teacher appears.
When we build better mousetraps, nature builds better mice.
When you are out of your body, are you naked?
When you find true fellowship, welcome it and keep it sacred.
When you get to the fork in the road, take it.
When you're over the hill, you pick up speed!
Whenever I feel like exercising I lie down until the feeling passes.
Where are we going?  And why am I in this hand basket!?!?!?
Where books are burned, people are always next.
Where did birds sit before there were telephone wires?
where men are men, women are scarce, and sheep are very nervous!
Where's my sparkling wate#$>&#-&:{!#@....NO PERRIER
Where's the _any_ key?  I can't seem to find it!
Which is better:  Vulcan Humor or Klingon Opera?
Which version of the truth would you like to hear?
While I'm Channeling, hide the remote from my family!
Whip me, beat me, make me read my mail online!
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
Whoops, off-topic allotment used up, sorry.
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
Why can't life have a "Snooze" button?
Why can't you be a nonconformist like everyone else?
Why did Shakespeare use so many famous quotations in his work?
Why do I seem to hear hordes of screaming Mongols all the time?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why do you have to make an appointment with a psychic?
Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why put it off until tomorrow when you can forget it entirely?
Wild nights are my glory.--Madeleine L'Engle
Wind to thy wings.
Windows isn't a virus...a virus does something!
Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.
Wishing you silver dreams and golden sunbeams!
Wit, like money, should never be thrown away in half-measures.
Witches do it in a spiral.
With fronds like you, who needs anemones?
Without golf balls, how would we measure hail?
Without my ignorance, your knowledge would be meaningless.
Without Time, everything would happen at once.
WOMAN.ZIP: Good program. No docs, but fun to unzip. :-)
Words and ideas are what change our world.
Words are of two kinds, simple and double. - Aristotle
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.  Oscar Wilde
Wouldn't you rather have an intelligent country, over an armed one?
Writing to Washington won't help -- he's dead!
Yes, but you're taking the universe out of context.
Yield to Temptation, it may not pass your way again.- Robert Heinlein
You ain't seen n-n-n-n-nothing yet!
You are here: X
You can never have enough books, or time to read them.
You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes....
You can't fight in here, it's the war room!
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.
You go conquer, I came for the hors d'ouevres.
You have e-mail.  See above.
You infernal machine! Give me a soda or my money back!
You know, underneath these clothes I'm skyclad - all the time!
You mean Barney ISN'T a demon?
You mean I don't HAVE to reply to EVERY post?
You mean they eat their god?? Ewww, gross...
You must do the thing you think you cannot do.  Eleanor Roosevelt
You shall know the truth, and it shall make you odd.
You will be given a fair trial, after which you will be shot.
You win some, you torch some...  --Kelandris
You! Yes, You! Out of the Gene Pool! Now!
You, too, can defeat self worth, with a little help from your family.
You'll have to pardon me...the Governor refuses to.
You'll know fear, pain, then die. Have a nice flight!
You'll see it when you believe it.
Young at Heart. Slightly Older in Other Places.
You're only as sick as your secrets.--Kay B.
You're short! I thought you were farther away...
ZenCrafters: Total Enlightenment, in about an hour.

 

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