 | You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." |
| Your Jedi robe is camouflage. |
| You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. |
| At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored. |
| You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder. |
| You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. |
| You have ever had an X-Wing up on blocks in your yard. |
| The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. |
| Wookies are offended by your B. O. |
| You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for
a commercial. |
| You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling. |
| Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...
it'll be a hoot." |
| You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense Electro-shock thingy to get the
barbecue grill to light. |
| You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder. |
| You think Han Solo would look better in a flannel cause he looks a little sissy in that
vest. |
| You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts. |
| You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
|
| Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty
good handle on how to treat his women. |
| You ever fell in love with your sister. |
| You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them
damn Yankees." |
| You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. |
| You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck. |
| You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene. |
| In your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow "just ain't right." |
