Iggy entered the bakery, and was immediatly recognized by the baker.

"What can I do for you?"

"I'm here to see the Big Kahuna. Point me in his direction, and we won't have any trouble."

"Nobody sees the Kahuna without my liking. And I don't like you. So, if you leave now, I won't have to peck yer eyes out."

"An offer I can refuse."

At that point, the baker picked up the rolling pin, an preceded toward Iggy. Unbeknownst to the baker, Iggy was one of the rare, New York detective Liards who can't swim and know kung-fu. Iggy grabbed the pin from the Baker's hand and commenced to beat him over the head with it. When this was finished, Iggy went toward the door. He opened it, and walked up a long dark stairway. When Iggy opened the door, he got the surprise of his life. There was none other then the Big Kahuna, but...it couldn't be. Could it? Yes, the Big Kahuna was is in fact......

Who is the Big Kahuna?

1. Mark McGwire
2. President Clinton and Monica Lewinski's personalities joined together in one person
3. Iggy's evil twin, Ziggy

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