THE HEROES
The man is vile; he kills, he maims, he steals.
He feels no pity at his victim's squeals.
He's trained to kill; he's killed to train.
His trade is hatred, his product pain.
We gave him a medal.

The woman is vile; she lies, she cheats, she steals.
She feels no pity at her victim's appeals.
She's trained to rob; she's robbed to train.
Her trade is retail, her product plain.
We gave her a vice-presidency.