Note: This list is not yet complete... I had to go to sleep. I'll put the other four faculties up tomorrow.
UNIVERSITY OF HATE COURSE LIST, 1998-99 ACADEMIC YEAR
FACULTY OF EUGENICS
AYRAN STUDIES 101 (ARS101) - This course helps students understand the fundimentals of European genetic superiority, racial purity,
and Nazi social philosophy. Topics covered include: Justifying alliances with Asian nations, Fabricating Jewish world takeovers,
and Why the Slavs suck. Required text is Mein Kampf.
AYRAN STUDIES 201 (ARS201) - Advances on the basic prinicples of ARS101, but with a more hands-on approach. Students will set up
mock concentration camps, organize marches and torchlit rallies. Book burning is optional.
AYRAN STUDIES 301 (ARS301) - This course can no longer be offered. Thanks a lot, Human Rights Commission!
PHRENOLOGY 225 (PHR225) - A study of how sloping foreheads govern intelligence. Or something like that, we just make it up as we
go...
REMEDIAL GENETIC TAMPERING (GEN101) - Basic principles of genetics and how to keep the gene pool pure (ie., middle class and white.)
No lab requirement.
GENETIC TAMPERING - STERILIZATION (GEN 102) - Students will benefit practical experience in the fields of sterilizing mental patients
and "undesirables". Classes take place inside local mental hospitals.
FACULTY OF HOMOPHOBIA
INTRODUCTION TO HOMOPHOBIA (GAY 100) - Students should be uncertain of their own sexual identity before signing up for this course. Basic
Principles such as the communicablity of homophobia, basic fag-bashing, mock enhancement of one's one masculinity, and ignoring the fact
that many male role models are gay will be introduced.
STEREOTYPES OF HOMOS (GAY 200) - This course teaches the main ways to identify and classify a flamer. Students will be expected to taunt figure
skaters, hairdressers, interior decorators, and men with small dogs at all opportunities.
GAYS IN THE MEDIA... THEY'RE TAKING OVER! (GAY 201) - Details the conspiracy by gays and liberals to teach our children the ludicrous notion that
gays should be accepted. The instructor will point out at various times examples in the contemporary media and education system of excessive tolerance,
which of course leads to everyone becomming gay. It is a choice, after all.
FACULTY OF MISOGYNY
INTRODUCTION TO MALE SUPERIORITY (MAN 101) - This exciting course teaches men about the benefits of chauvinism, and how males are generally superior in
every way to females. Topics covered include: mood swings, lack of decisiveness, pretending we really are better drivers, and the decline in society since
the granting of female sufferage. Pre-requsitie: Students must be bitter over the infrequency with which they get laid.
WOMEN AND EMPLOYMENT (MAN 201) - A look at why women should not be allowed to work in male-dominated fields. The professor is a man, because as we all know,
women can't teach at the post-secondary level.
WOMEN AND SEXUALITY (MAN 202) - A look at the dangerous move towards sexual equality, a study of why the sex trade should remain male-dominated, and a look
at how advertisers help the male cause. Lab requirement: 3 hours per week, trying in vain to pick up chicks at a singles bar.
PORNOGRAPHIC STUDIES (MAN 301) - Students will look at all the major skin mags... Playboy, Hustler, Cheri, et al... because we're men and we can. Paper towel
not provided.
FEMINIST BASHING AND YOU (MAN 415) - An advanced course in being a chauvinist pig, and still somehow sounding rational. (At least to the Moral Majority).
This is a co-operative education course, and all students are provided with placements in local right-wing political groups and think tanks.
FACULTY OF NATIONALISM
INTRODUCTORY PATRIOTISM (NAT 101) - A look at excessive national pride and how it can (should, will) become second nature to you. Lab requirement: Anytime a hockey game is on, bitch about how all the Canadian teams are leaving town.
ANTI-IMMIGRATION THEORY (NAT 201) - An intensive look at the modern phenomenon of foreigners to steal jobs and drag down the economy. Students should be un- or underemployed.
ADVANCED ANTI-AMERICANISM (NAT 411) - Students must go through an interview process before being accepted to the course. Blind allegiance to Canadian law, television, sports, beer and cuisine
must be followed at all times, or else you face loss of credit. And we might send you to one of those expensive, non-government funded American schools where the crime rate is so high.
I was planning to do more, but this list is long enough as is... the jokes are starting to seem redundant to me. So I'll devote some time to future activites, and hopefully have a lot of extra content to put up next update. God Bless.
