What I imagine it would be like to have a theoretical physicist for a mother:
Child: "Mommy, mommy! Kitty's dead!"
Mother: "That's okay, honey. Just put him back in a box and observe
him again in half an hour!"
I'm certain I can hear you snicker, all you quantum geeks (get it? Like Schrodinger's cat?). Really, I can!
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