Politically Incorrect Rant against the Advancement of Modern Technology
by
Nathanael Smith

To perpetrate techno-morons
Is why techno-morons exist
So let's attack the guy
Who created a clock that ticks
He did away with sundials...
And now my watch needs fixed

Wheels and fire
I get really tired
Keeping up with this neo-trash
All my stuff needs me
Lightbulbs and TV
I'll flip my lid, and then they'll crash

If the creation of modern technology
Is why modern technology exists
Maybe we should lynch the inventor
Who first made fire with sticks
I still like the idea
Of cooking stuff with bricks

Every time I turn around
Something else I have needs fixed
I guess all these curses
With the blessings are somehow mixed
We oughta infect the moron
Who first figured out sickness