Our son was so excited by the studies in his kindergarten class. We had never actually told him the story of Thanksgiving and how the Indians and the Pilgrims sat down together. He came in from school one day with a paper feather in a headband and climbed up into his daddy's lap.

"Daddy, did you know that if we were Indians, you would be a brave and Mom would be a squawk?"

"That is the best description of your mother I have ever heard," replied his daddy as he ducked.

I'll stop squawking now!!