When I was quite young, my father had one of the first
telephones in our neighborhood. I remember well the
polished old case fastened to the wall. The shiny receiver
hung on the side of the box. I was too little to reach the
telephone, but I used to listen with facination when my
mother used to talk to it.
Then I discovered that somewhere inside the wonderful
device lived an amazing person-her name was "Information
Please" and there was nothing she did not know.
"Information Please" could supply anybody's number and the
correct time.
My first peronal experience with this genie-in-the-bottle
came one day while my mother was visiting a neighbor.
Amusing myself at the tool bench in the basement, I whacked
my finger with a hammer. The pain was terrible, but there
didn't seem to be any reason in crying because there was no
one home to give sympathy. I walked around the house
sucking my throbbing finger, finally arriving at the
stairway,
Quickly, I ran for the footstool in the parlor and dragged
it to the landing. Climbing up, I unhooked the receiver in
the parlor and held it to my ear. "Information Please," I
said into the mouthpiece just above my head.
A click or two and a small clear voice spoke into my ear.
"Information."
"I hurt my finger..." I wailed into the phone. The tears
came readily enough now that I had an audience.
"Isn't your mother home?" came the question.
"Nobody's home but me." I blubbered.
"Are you bleeding?"
"No," I replied. "I hit my finger with the hammer and it
hurts."
"Can you open your icebox?" she asked. I said I could.
"Then chip off a little piece of ice and hold it to your
finger," said the voice.
After that, I called "Information Please" for everything.
I
asked her for help with my geography and she told me where
Philadelphia was. She helped me with my math. She told me
my pet chipmunk that I had caught in the park just the day
before would eat fruits and nuts.
Then there was the time Petey, our pet canary died. I
called "Information Please" and told her the sad story.
She
listened, then said the usual things grown-ups say to
soothe a child. But I was un-consoled. I asked her, "Why
is it that birds should sing so beautifully and bring joy
to all families, only to end up as a heap of feathers on
the bottom of a cage?"
She must have sensed my deep concern, for she said quietly,
"Paul, always remember that there are other worlds to sing
in."
Another day I was on the telephone. "Information Please."
"Information," said the now familiar voice.
"How do you spell fix?" I asked.
All this took place in a small town in the Pacific
Northwest.
When I was 9 years old, we moved across the country to
Boston. I missed my friend very much. "Information
Please"
belonged in that old wooden box back home, and I somehow
never thought of trying the tall, shiny new phone that sat
on the table in the hall.
As I grew into my teens, the memories of those childhood
conversations never really left me. Often, in moments of
doubt and perplexity I would recall the serene sense of
security I had then. I appreciated now how patient,
understanding, and kind she was to have spent her time on a
little boy.
A few years later, on my way west to college, my plane put
down in Seattle. I had about half an hour or so between
planes. I spent 15 minutes or so on the phone with my
sister, who lived there now. Then without thinking what I
was doing, I dialed my hometown operator and said,
"Information, Please."
Miraculously, I heard the small, clear voice I knew so
well, "Information." I hadn't planned this but I heard
myself saying, "Could you please tell me how to spell fix?"
There was a long pause. Then came the soft spoken answer,
"I guess your finger must have healed by now."
I laughed. "So it's really still you." I said. "I wonder
if you have any idea how much you meant to me during that
time."
"I wonder," she said, "if you know how much your calls
meant to me. "I never had any children, and I used to look
forward to your calls."
I told her how often I had thought of her over the years
and I asked if I could call her again when I came back to
visit my sister.
"Please do," she said. "Just ask for Sally."
Three months later I was back in Seattle. A different
voice answered "Information." I asked for Sally.
"Are you a friend?" She said.
"Yes, a very old friend," I answered.
"I'm sorry to have to tell you this, she said. Sally had
been working part-time the last few years because she was
sick.
Before I could hang up she said, "Wait a minute. Did you
say your name was Paul?"
"Yes."
"Well. Sally left a message for you. She wrote it down in
case you called. Let me read it to you." The note said,
"Tell him I still say there are other worlds to sing in.
He'll know what I mean."
I thanked her and hung up. I knew what Sally meant.
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Information Please
The telephone!
Somehow I felt better.
She died five weeks ago."