Aluen: Welcome everybody in Sanctuary, especially Goddess Athena, God Hades, God Poseidon, 2 Gods from Underworld, and 3 Judges. In this beautifull night we'll celebrate the 1st Sanctuary Award.
*applause*
Aluen: Thank you...thank you...Now we are going to announce The Best Villian and the pair the announcer will be.....the young looking pair, Freya and Scorpio Milo!!
*applause*
Freya: So...we are going to announce it..
Milo: Yup.
Freya: *sigh* OK..We are in pair and we both blonde....
Milo: Blonde??! I'm not blonde.
Freya: Yes, you are.
Milo: Gimme a mirror. *looks at the mirror* I'm BLONDE!! MASAMI!! You can't change my hair!!
Masami:*from the audient* Shut up!! I created you, so I can changa anything!!!
Freya: Milo...
Milo: Sorry.
Freya: The nominee of The Best Villan are...
Milo: Gemini Saga.
Freya: Hades
Milo: Ikki Phoenix
Freya: Cancer Deathmask.
Milo: Polaris Hilda
Freya: And the winner is.....*drumdroll* Milo,,,you read it.
Milo: Oh..no..no...no...You read it.
Freya: *sigh* Guys..,I know it'll be hard for the one who lose...and we'll have 4 persons here....
Milo: So it'll be better if we don't announce it.
Freya: Ya...we better keep as a secret.
Aiolia: Hey!!Can you just announce it???!!! We've been waiting for so long!!!!!!
Milo: Calm down...we just kidding, right Freya..
Freya: Ya ...you right.
Milo: Hmmm...You read it.
Freya: No..no..no...you read it.
Milo: It'll be better if you read it.
Freya: No...no...no...
Masami: CAN YOU JUST READ IT!!!!! YOU!!*point on Milo* READ IT OR I'LL FIND ANOTHER SCORPIO GOLD SAINT!!! AND YOU*point on Freya* READ IT!! OR ELSE YOU'LL REST BESIDE HYOGA'S MOM!!!!!.
Freya and Milo: *gulp* And The Winner is.....*drumdroll* Gemini Saga!
Saga's speech:
"Thanks to my twin bro..it'd not make without him."
Kanon: Just let out from this cave!!!!!!!
"For Aiolos and Pope Shion...I owe you"
Aiolos and Shion: Yeah...we remember it!!
"For Athena......The Sanctuary is MINE!!!! Har..har..har..."
Miho: He's crazy.
Shunrei: If not he wouldn't be the winner.
Miho: I see.
Milo is pacing in his temple. "Hmm....tomorrow is Camus's birthday. What should I get him?" Milo ran his fingers through his blue hair thoughtfully. "Maybe an antique vase? Nah. Mu already gave him one last year." He walks outside and looks up at the clear afternoon sky. "A warm fur coat when he's going to Siberia? Nah. He doesn't need it."
Milo walks over to a glass cage and looks in at the 'gift' Camus had given him a year ago. "Hehehe... Maybe I should just get him a pet scorpion." Milo chuckles at the memory of that day. Camus had been a bit nervous carrying Milo's wrapped present around and was relieved when Milo finally opened it. Upon opening his gift he discovered why. Camus did NOT like scorpions. Milo had then insisted on naming the scorpion C.J. When Camus had asked what the initials stood for Milo had grinned and replied, "Camus Junior, of course." Camus had then swore that he would never get him anything dealing with his zodiac sign after that.
Suddenly, Milo had an idea. He quickly walked into his room and went rummaging through a cabinet. He found the necessary tools he required and set them out. Finding that he lack one item, he grabbed his money pouch and went out.
The next morning...
Camus rolled over to the right side of his bed. Sensing that something was in bed with him, he opened his eyes.
And found himself looking directly into the face of a very large scorpion.
"Ahh!!!"
Camus promptly fell out of bed. He growled. "Miiiloooo......" Picking up the nearly five-foot scorpion by one of its pincers, he stormed to his bedroom door and jerked it open.
Sure enough, Milo was right outside laughing.
"Happy Birthday, Camus!" Milo manage to gasp out between breaths. "I made it especially for you!"
Camus responded by hitting him over the head with the huge doll.
(Aww...this is sooooooo cute! I love all the Milo + Camus stories...my fave pairs! - Liz)
In the cobwebs of my mind, lies this idea:
Mu: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Stardust,
Gammarium, and Orichalum in a pear tree...(happy fixing...)
Aldebaran: On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two
helpless matadors in a pear tree...(watch out for that clown!)
Saga&Kanon: On the third day of Christmas our true love gave to us three
pairs of Ray Ban on a pear tree...(no need in taking turns, huh?)
Deathmask: On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four
dead faces on a pear tree...(..nuff said)
Aiolia: On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, FIVE
electric chairs on a pear tree...(need some metal pillow s well?)
Shaka: On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six more
Tripitakas on a pear tree...(happy reading)
Dohko: On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven
roasted ducks on a pear tree...(how hungry you said you were?)
Milo: On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight red
nail polish on a pear tree...(need a help on that finger?)
Aiolos: On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine
practicing targets in a pear tree...(don't shoot the duck)
Shura: On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten fresh
onions in a pear tree...(get your eyedrops...)
Camus: On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven
swimming pools in a pear tree...(huh?)
Aphrodite: On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
twelve purple lipsticks in a pear tree...(do what you do...)
It is said there will be a1000 days fight between them, but I wonder how they could fight for 1000 days :D?? Haha, that's 2.7 years!!
*Scene 1*
Dohko: Hold on, I have to go to the toilet!
Shion: But you just went there 5 min ago!
Dohko: Yeh, I ate too much icecream this morning...
*Scene2*
Dohko: Hum, i won't be here this Friday, I have to go to Shiryu's wedding.
Shion: Yeh, ok, and wait for me after you come back. I will go to Jamir
next week, Kiki's bithday is coming...
*Scene 3*
Shion: This is getting boring...can't you use a new technique? I've seeing
your 100 dargon thing for over 200 years...and I can even recognise each of
them's face!
Dokho: What about you? Why don't you put some decoration on your crystal
wall?!
*Scene 4*
Shion: I suggest we should take two days off, and let me repair our Cloth
first...
Dohko: Good idea.
*Scene 5*
Mu: Sensei, quick! I need the Aires Gold Cloth! Sanctuary's got invaders
again!!
Shion: But I haven't finish the fight with dear old Dohko yet...
Mu: *sweetdrop*...what am I supposed to wear then?
Shion: You can go and borrow a suit of pawn cloth.
Mu ... ...
*Sanctuary 15 years ago*
Shaka: Where's my meal?
Shura: *frown* Ald' finished it, even mine.
Aldebaran: I'm sorry Shaka *gulp* I'm hungry *peering Deathmask's meal*
Deathmask: Stay away from my meal!!!
Shaka: I'm hungry! I want my salad.
Mu: Sorry, I've finished.
Saga: Mu!! I told you not to have other's meal!
Aeolia: It's not his fault. Ald' ate everybody's food, even mine!
Aeolos: Aiolia..Gets down from the table.
Aiolia: *gets down from the table but steps on the strawberry jam*
Aphrodite: Arrggghhhh!!!!
Aeolia: *tries to clean Aph's cloth* Sorry.
Aphrodite: *punch* I don't need your help!!!
Aeolia: *punch Aph*
Saga & Aeolia: Hey...calm down.
Milo: Saga! Ald eats your meal.
Saga: Hmmppp...Aphrodite! Let Aeolia go!
Aeolos: And take the rose from his body.
Deathmask: I can't handle this!!! *launch his attack*
Shura: Escalibur Attack!!
Aldebaran: Great Horn Attack!!!
Camus: Aeolos! They are fighting each other here!
Aeolos: Heaven....!!
Milo: *crowling under the table and found Camus* What's wrong
Camus?
Camus: I haven't eat since morning.
Milo: Here..I have a slice of bread. We can share.
Shaka: Can I have it also?
Milo: *sigh* Sure
*thought* I didn't eat anything since morning.
Mu: *crowling under the table* Bread everybody?
In the chamber of Athena, inside the Titanic :
Seiya: stop moving, Saori ! I won't be able to draw if you're always in
movement !
Saori (naked, her skin is totally blue): Sei...Sei... Seiya, this
roo... room is so cocold... Atcha !
Seiya: Sorry, Saori, but this is because it was Camus' chamber, and he
prefers a siberian temperature.
Saori: Can't... Can't we continue later ? Let me see what you've
done...
Seiya, trying to keep his drawing fron Saori: No, no, you must not see
until it's finished. No Saori *Saori take the drawings from Seiya's
hands*
Saori: Wha... What ?? I kept the pose for 2 hours and you only drawed
my breasts ???
Seiya: I't not my fault, I canot concentrate on anything else... *apart
:) Err, in fact, I can concentrate on something else, but I dare not
draw it...
Suddenly, in the command cabin :
Jabu: Captain, captain, look ahead
Captain Shiryu, putting on his glasses: What ? Oh ! An iceberg !!!
Hyoga, what have you done ??
Second in command Hyoga: Hey ! that's not my fault ! I don't understand
!!
Issac, at the top of the iceberg: Ah ah ah ! Fear me, you foolish
humans !!!
The Titanic crashes onto the iceberg, and Isaac fall into the sea.
Isaac: brr, it's cold...
Shiryu: Arg ! We will sink ! That's unfair, I have to sink with my
boat, but Shunrei is waiting for me in China, and I don't want to die !
Second in command Hyoga, you now become the captain of this boat.
Please, honour your position, and die in the tradition of sailors !
Hyoga: Yes, my captain ! I will gladly die like my Mama. *to himself :)
Mama, I will die completely frozen like you and Camus, and Issac, I am
happy. What a marvelous scenario, even if it is not very original...
Usagi: Who called the Sailors ?? I am Sailormoon and in the name of the
moon, I will...
Shiryu: Not in this movie, it must be a mistake.
Usagi: Oh sorry.
Back into the Titanic, inside an old car :
Saori: Aaah, Seiya, it's fantastic !!
Seiya: I knew you would like it, and like this, what do you think?
Saori: Ooooh, it's even better ! Seiya, I didn't know you had such
talents.
Seiya: And you have not yet seen all I can do!
Shun: What ? Seiya, Saori, what are you doing ? You... you have not the
right ! You are too young ! *fleeing* Niissaaan !!
Ikki: Have you found them, Shun?
Shun: Yes, it's shameful, they... they...
Ikki: They.. made ... ?! No I can't believe it !
Shun: Yes ! Seiya was showing Saori how to drive a car !
Ikki: What ?!
Shun: Yes ! And he showed him how... how to brake !
Ikki: Arg ! The little brat ! It is my car ! I am the only one old
enough to pass my driving license, and he dares stealing my car !! Seiya
I will kill you !
Seiya *running away with Saori*: Arg ! Let's hide into the boat !
Later, everybody is quitting the boat, Hyoga is singing in russian into the cabin, and an orchestra made of Orpheus, Abel and Sorento is playing to distract the remaining passengers.
Ikki: Shun, you must board onto one of these lifeboats, or you will
die.
Shun: I don't want to quit you, Niisssaaan!
Ikki *tears filling his eyes*: I know, Shun, but it is my destiny to
protect you, you must board.
Shun: Okay.
Ikki: I know it is difficult, but you must do it.
Shun: Okay I said.
Ikki: Even if you want to die with me, I cannot accept, you must quit
me, and live to remember me...
Shun *speaking to Shaina*: He's boring, he ? What's your name, girl,
you have such beautiful ey... err... beautiful mask ?
The Titanic had sank, and we hear russian songs coming from the deep of
the ocean. Seiya is laying on a door, Saori is swimming, gripped at the
door by her frozen hands.
Saori: Sei...Seiya... it's so cold...
Seiya: Hey ! I thought you were used to ! You were naked during half
the movie !
Saori: Seiya, I think it's the end, I will sink into the cold sea, and
I will never see you again...
Seiya: Oh I have an idea!
Saori *his eyes reflectig her hope*: What, Seiya ? You will ignite your
cosmo and take me in your arms to de-freeze me?
Seiya: No. Have you thought of putting Miho's name on your testament ?
I want to marry a rich girl.
Celine Dion begins to sing, together with Aphrodite.
The End !!
Gold Saints verses...Gold Saints
Btw, did Camus did something to Muu? Just wondering which one is better Freezing Coffin or Crystal Wall. I opt for Crystal Wall. =) *jumps in the fun*
Or may be both of them will end up in in the same condition :)
Camus: *from the side of the wall*
MUU!! Look what have you done to me. I can't move around!
Mu: *in the Ice Coffin*
What?! I should say that! Brrrr...It's freezing here.
*One side of the Crystal Wall*
Aiolia: Punch Punch Punch! LET ME OUT FROM HERE!!!!!!
*Kiki is making faces at Aiolia at the other side*
Milo: Don't do it Kiki, but do this..*making faces worse than Kiki*
Aiolia: *tries to grab Milo* ARRRGGHHHHH!!!
*Another side of Crystal Wall*
Mu: *sit on the sofa, watching TV*
Kiki, would you switch the channal please, the news is about to
start...Oh btw, have you checked the Crystal Wall? I'm not sure if it's
thick enough to stop that Leo...
Kiki: No worries, sensei, I've made it about 10 meters thick...
Aldebaran: Mu, I want to see the football match.
Mu: No..not now.
Milo: Hey, that's my TV, btw I I want to watch HBO.
Shaka: *comes closer to Aiolia* Are you OK, buddy? *knock knock knock*
Aiolia: Sure I'm oookay.... *drips sarcasm*
Shaka: Ah. That is good then. *walks away*
Aiolia face falls forward: I was using sarcasm you ignorant, stuck up,
blond! Let me out of here!
Mu looks over: Tsk tsk. Such langauge. At another fellow saint too.
Milo: Gimme that remote control.
Aldebaran: OK..*give the remote control to Milo and sits in front of TV*
Milo: What do you doing?!! I can't see anything. Move!
Mu: *sigh* I believe we need more TV.
Phone Calls
*grabs a megaphone and stands on a platform* Hey, Aiolia! Get Dohko to
break it! The only time Crystal Wall was ever broken was by Dohko's 100
Dragon Attack!
*jumps off and puts away megaphone* =)
Aiolia: *dialing the phone* Hello
Shun Lei: *in Chinese* Hello, Shun Lei speaking.
Aiolia: Can I talk to Dohko, please?
Shun Lei: Sorry, I don't speak any Greek.
Aiolia: Hmmppph...Eerr...Dokho...,please.
Shun Lei: Okho..??? Ou! He's not here.
Aiolia: What she talking about?
Shunrei: Goodbye!
Aiolia: Wait! Dohko! I want to speak to Dohko! DOHKO!
Shunrei: Dohko? He's not here right now.
Aiolia: Dangit! I can't understand Chinese! *Aiolia crushes the phone*
Saori: *histericly* You called Dokho from here????!!!!!!
You're paying for that you know...
Aiolia: Um... can't Mu fix it? It'll save money.
Saori: Good idea.
Aiolia: Could you tell him right now? And ask him to drop the Crystal
Wall?
He can't get to the phone. *evil glint in Aiolia's eyes*
Sephyrosu, who thinks she better avoid Mu for awhile....
Mu: *sips the tea* Don't worry Sephy, as long as Aiolia doesn't
understand Chinese.
Seph: Hey, Mu! Your goddess coming this way!
Mu: Now what could she want....?
Mu: Greeting Athena, some tea?
Saori: I want you to fix the telephone bill, now!!
Mu: Ummmmnnn..I...
Kiki Athena, I remeber our deal. You fix the bill and us fix the cloth
*smiles innocently*