Test of the Gold Saints

P.S. I wonder what kinda tests the goldies went through before they got their cloths...that'd be so interesting to see.

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hahhaha.....i was justing thinking of this, let's see:

Mu: probably had to fix a buunch of broken cloths in a certain time while making sacarstic jokes.
Alby: probaly had to be a bullfighter for a day.
Saga: try to make a really hard mazes to get out of for the 3rd house
Shaka: learn how to walk with his eyes closed without bumping into things or tripping.
Dohko: learn to sit withour moving for a very VERY long time
Milo: learn to hit somthing without breaking his nail.
Shura: let's see......he had to make the perfect paperdolls
Camus: make sure that the ice doesn't run out during a party
Aphordite: he had to have the prettys rose garden of all.
Aioros: practices William Tell with aioria...tries not to kill him in the process ^^;
Aioria: tries to survive William Tell!
Deathmask: failed being an interior decorator sooo he became a saint.

Fabian


Shura the Bullfighter

I just thought how funny it will be those 2 guys playing silly, Aldebaran being the Bull and Shura, maybe visiting San Fermin, trying not to get run over by Aldebaran. JAJAJA.

In Spain

Aiolos: Run Shura!!! Run!!!! I've bet for you.
Shura: I can't..hg..hg...This bull is running in light speed.
Shaka: Can I take peek?
Saga: I'm afraid not, my dear

Aluen Theresa


What's REALLY Going on Behind the Stage (Was, Gold Saints' Beauty Habits)

Camus: Hey Shaka, can you pass me the turquoise please?
Shaka: Can't you see I'm busy dying my own hair? Who's put used chewing gum in my hair?
Shura: Your hair is too long, Shaka. Why didn't you cut it?
Shaka: No! Because I look sexy when my hair blown away. And keep you hand away from my hair!
All goldies: ( sweat drops)
Mu: Camus, forget the turquoise and pass me the violet, will you?
Camus: I need turquoise.
Milo: I have it for you.
Camus: Oh Milo, Thanks.
Milo: Do you have hair pins? Camus can you help me with my tiara? Mu..you should make the tail shorter.
Mu: I've done my best.
Masami Kurumada: HEY!! IF ALL OF YOU AREN'T READY IN 2 MINUTES....I'LL KICK YOU OUT OF THIS SHOW!!!!

All goldies:.......

Aphrodite: But I still have many episodes til I get killed... I got time...
Saga: Come on guys!! Be quick!!!!
Mu: Shura...pass me a ribbon, please.
Masami Kurumada: MU!!!!
Mu: I'm coming..
Aphrodite: Where's my lipstick?
Aiolia: I think Misty brought it.
Aphrodite: Damn!!
Deathmask: Use this one. It's Athena's lipstick.
Aphrodite: I don't want violet... I want pink...
Mu: *coming back in*
Saga: Well, that was quick...
Mu: No no, I just forgot the material to repair the Cloth... Bronze Saints keep damaging it...
Deathmask: Well, weren't you the one to shatter Shiryu's shield just now...?
Mu: *mutters as he goes back on stage*
Athena: *lying on the stage floor, thinking* My hand is getting stiff...
Masami Kurumada: You still have to stay that way for about 20 episodes more...
Athena: Damn...
Masami Kurumada: SHHH!!!!
Athena: *whispers* Sorry...

*meanwhile*
Aioria: Hey, Aioros, look what I found. *is holding a baby in his arms*
Aioros: Oh no! What is that doing here??? That ALREADY happened!! The boss is gonna kick your ass... *shakes his head*

*a little later, on stage*
Aldeberan: *beating the crap out of Seiya* What are the other Bronze Saints waiting for to get up and attack already?
Masami Kurumada: CUT!!! CUT!!!
Aldeberan: What is it now? This is the fourth take...
Masami Kurumada: I told you, Pegasus boy!! You're NOT supposed to let him kick you in the face!! You're supposed to CATCH HIS FOOT!!!
Seiya: *mightily bruised* Easy for you to say... you're only the director...
Masami Kurumada: WHAT DID YOU SAY??
Seiya: Uh, nothing... *faints*

*other Bronze Saints get up from where they were lying down, and Hyoga takes off his headpiece and throws it to the ground*
Hyoga: I'm getting sick of this, when's lunch break?

Cynthia and Aluen Theresa


Ten Ways to Tell Saint Seiya Has Taken Over Your Life

10. When someone holds a knife against you and asked for your wallet, instead of yelling help, you yelled out "Pegasus Ryuu Sei Ken".

9. You named your son "Seiya", or ( Shiryu, Hyoga, Ikki, Shun, make your pick.)

8. The theme of Pegasus Fantasy had become the BGM of your dreams.

7. You know the Saint Seiya Universe better than your own universe.

6. Your wife left you because you want her to dress up like Shaina and try to kill you with all her might.

5. You went to Greek sanctuary many times at night just to see if you can find Seiya crashing down on the ground like a comet.

4. When ever you saw a blond woman with long hair, you immediately think, "Mama" and the images of a ship sinking in Siberia comes to your mind.

3. Your favorite casual wear combinations are:
a) red sleeveless shirt with white blue jeans and sneakers. or
b) Chinese traditional shirt and pants. or
c) blue sleeveless shirt and black pants plus orange colored leg warmer. or
d) blue sleeveless shirt and red jeans. or
e) green shirt and white pants with white suspenders.

2. You recognizes more than 4 references on this list.

1. You are reading this list.

TianLe (Tim) Zhuo


Halloween in the Sts World

Anyway...i think those 12 zodiac gold saint doesn't really have to think about what they need to wear...remember...they're all under a zodiac...and they should just make some costumes

Mu: that ram monster thingy in Mortal Combat II
Aldebaran: bull
Saga: doesn't need a costume...wait...maybe a half dummy sticking out from his body
DeathMask: just those masks on the wall are scary enough...wait...maybe a costume of a crab with a shell full of death masks from his wall hehe
Aiolia: the lion in Wizard of Oz
Shaka: humm...this one...hehe...should wear a dress! haha lOL ^^;
Dohko: taking off his old age shell is scary enough *evil grin* kinda cute though
Milo: a scorpio with hair! haha LOL
Aiolos: seeing him during the regular chapter is scary enough...humm...
Shura: a chef
Camus: a baby wearing a wet diper...since he's the one who's holding the water! hehe...maybe a vast is better! haha LOL
Aphrodite: of course, a rosey fish! unless he wanted to dressed like a flower child hehe

just a thought here....but i think the Cancer house during Deathmask's life was the haunted house during halloween.

#. StS Halloween invitation card.

Athemilis (Happy) Lee

Sign:

Let's come and join HALLOWEEN PARTY!!!
WHERE: CANCER TEMPLE!!

Shiryu: Last year was there...
Ikki: It's OK. He added more real ghost and zombies.

Aluen Theresa

*In Gemini's Temple*
Shiryu: Are you sure this is the place?
Shun: Look, I've been here before, okay?
Ikki: But Shun, this is like the third time we've circled this place! And no signs of any parties!
Shun: YET, Nii-san...
Hyoga: I think it's the other temple...
Seiya: Nah, Shiryu proofed that it was the fake one...
Shiryu: How do you know Seiya?
Seiya: Well the one we took was the right one, wasn't it?
Shiryu: No, it was the left one...
Shun: Waittaminnit, I though Hyoga and me took the left one...
Hyoga: We did?
Ikki: FOR GOD'S SAKE, JUST WHERE THE HELL IS THE PARTY???!!!

*not far* Deathmask: Yo guys!! Whadayya doin' there?? The party's moved to my place!

Bronzies:........

Tevia Pertiwi

Hyoga: He would be great in a "Lake Swan" prima Ballerina custom.
Ikki: As Ikki is another bird, it would be perfect a huge chicken custom.
Shun: One of the Snow White dwarfs.
Seiya: "Alien" custom is made for him.
Shiryu: The Dragon green foamy custom I mentioned before.
Saori: A witch. With her broom.
Marin: Seven, the female borg of Star Trek Voyager. But before the borg implants were removed from her.

Elena

Click here to see a drawing Tevia Pertiwi made of Halloween in the Sts Universe (and non-Sts)

left to right:
Middle: Shiryu & Saori
Back: Shun, Eri, Hyoga (sitting), Araya and Ikki
Front: Aphro, Kei, Vega, Geist, and Dea


How Mu Actually Fixes the Cloth (We only get to see bits of it!)

Mu: ah yes, another broken Cloth, hum, let see. Looks like I am going to have to start on the molecular sturcture regenration of the Cloth, and then I need to perform some ancinet spell which requires me to go on without sleep for 48 hours straight, no interruption, and then, I need to piece these broken fragements piece by piece into its originol shape, which, will take me another 7 days. And then, the blood should now be sink deep into the Cloths, so the Cloth is softenought, now I could use my tools to reshape the Cloth so it'll be more futuristic looking, that'll take me another 2 days, but not before I actualy spend about a week to come up with the design for the new Cloth, which is a pain in the butt. For the design, looks like I need to use that 1000 page book left for me by Shion, which is called, 1001 ways to design a Cloth, boy this is a heavy book. and after all this crap is done, I need to sprinkle some Star Dust, fresh Star Dust, right from the comets, which means I'll have to use my energy to teleport a comet into my temple. boy that's a lot of work, and then break the comet into picess and then finaly into dust. That's how much work I need to fix your Cloth, or...

::turns around and yells:: Kiki, fetch me my Glue Gun! This should be done in an hour.

(Pretty creative eh? Hey...it can be possible! - Liz)

Tian Le (Tim) Zhuo


PaRTy On, SaInTs!!!

Deathmask: So, Shiryu…*hic* when didja finally get laid with that *hic* girl of yours, buddy??
Shiryu: Which *hic* girl are you referring to??
(Both smiled to each other after a long silence)
Shiryu and Deathmask: Huahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Ikki: Anyway, since my little bro need my *hic* help again, over, and over, and over...*sigh* *hic* I guess it's like a routine already for *hic* me...Whatabout you?
Jaga: (took a gulp of his sake) Don't have a *hic* bro..and my girl's a *hic* goddess...so it's sorta like you... *hic* ...want some more sake?
Ikki: Huh? (Looked inside his glass) Hmm...sure, why not?

Saori: I'm the *hic* big boss here after that Masami JERK!! So you better listen to what I SAY, BUB!! IF I ASK FOR MORE *hic* VODKA, YOU BETTER GIMMIE WHAT THE F*&%$I'N S*%#T STUFFS I *hic* WANT!!
Seiya: Saoriiiii-channn??? Where are you my darling????
Saori: Somebody shut him the HELL UP!!! The world's already spinning without him being in it!!!

Marin: Excuse me, Shaina...I know that Aiolia once saved your life and everything...
Shaina: Oh yeah...definitely...
Marin: Yeah, well...don't get the wrong idea, sista...cuz he's mine...
Shaina: Huh? No, no, girl...he's mine
*You need to give it up*
*Had about enough*
*It's not hard to see, the boy is mine...*

Hyoga: Mama... *hic* Mama, you're the *hic* queen of my heart...
Shun: My brother and Esmeralda...sitting on a tree...*hic* S-T-R-I-P-P-I-N-G...
Shunrei: *hic* Shiryuuuu!!! You abandoned me...love don't live here anymore...MORE ARRACK!

Saga: Have anybody seen my twin??

Aldebaran: Mu! How many times do I have to tell you? Never try resurrecting a dead animal!
Mu: But I can fix this goldfish!!

Kanon: Have anybody seen my twin?

Aphrodite: Y' Know...I could actually SUE that tuxedo crap! (drinks his wine) Who the HELL did he think he is?? Throwing roses all just like that? It's not like he's cuter then me or anythin'!
Shaka: Yeah, but he got some good looks on him...
Aphrodite: (threatening) I beg your PARDON?
Shaka: Uh...nothing...more wine?

Marin: Not yours!
Shaina: But mine!
Marin: Not yours!!
Shaina: But mine!!
Marin: Not yours!!!
Shaina: Sanca Claws!!!

Camus: Ummm...if I could melt your heart...Ummm...we'll never be apart...Ummm...give yourself to me....Ummm...you hold the key...
Milo: Oh, Camus!! You're so romantic!
Camus: Eh??? Get away from me!

Dohko: Who are you?
Yoda: Jedi master I am, Yes...

Shura: May the force be with you!!
Aiolos: And now...the end is near...and so I see, the final curtain...my friend...I see it clear...
Aiolia: Bro, bro...that's enough...last time you sang that song, the curtain really DID went down on ya...

Eri: Not yours!
Freya: But mine!

(Well, hopefully you recognize the sources of these lines (pop culture songs) and if you do, then you will see the humor! VERY nicely done, Tevia! - Liz)

PaRtY On, sAiNtS II

Aiolos: "I was actually hoping you'll continue when I reached the Tony-flew-across-the-bar part…"
Aiolia (put up a sad face suddenly) "… Bro…*sob*…Tony died *sob,sob*…Rico shot him…*sob*…"
Aiolos (gets watery eyed): "W…what? How dare he? Lola and he were so… *sob* happy together…"
Aiolia (crying): "AAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *SOB* The world is so cruel!!!"
Aiolos (crying): "HWAAAAAA!!!!! It's horrible!! *SOB, SOB*…"

Saori: "So this little *hic* piggy gone to the market, *hic*…this little piggy went to Sanctuary…*hic*, then this little piggy go to Asgard, *hic*… this little piggy go to the Ellysium *hic* Fields…and THIS little piggy stay at home and rule the *hic* Graude Foundation…"
Seiya: "Whattabout *hic* Tartarus?"
Saori: "You just shuddup and watch, Seiya…*hic*"

Deathmask: "Mama told you not t'come!"
Shiryu: "Mama told you not t'come!!"

Hyoga: "No need to ask, I'm a smooth operator… smooth…operator… smooth operator… smooth… operator…"
Eri & Freya: "Grrrrr…"

Shun: "At the Copa, Copacabana, the *hic* hottest spot north of *hic* Havana, at the Copa, Copacaba…na, music and *hic* passion were always the fashion, at the Copa…they fell in *hic* love…"
Ikki: "…(seeing someone in front of him vaguely) … Sensei?"
Hilda: "I beg your pardon?"

Mu: "Gimmie your watch!"
Aldebaran: "Look, you've tried making a bionic chicken with Shura's alarm clock once, and things got pretty messy at the end, you wanna try that again with a dead goldfish and my watch?!!"
Mu (frowned): " GIVE…ME…YOUR…WATCH…" (grip Aldebaran's wrist)
Aldebaran: "Get your hands off me…you NERD!!"

Dohko: "Tell me more… about this *hic* Darth Vader guy…*hic* he seems nice enough…"
Yoda: "Nice he is, yes… and purple you are!"
Dohko: "Runs in the *hic* family…"

Shura: "I will not yield to the Dark Side…"

Shaka: "… Hey Aphro…"
Aphrodite: "Hmm?"
Shaka: "Why are you named after the Goddess of Love and Beauty?"
Aphrodite: "…(facing Shaka with an obvious look)…sweetheart, it's just like asking why did Deathmask named Deathmask…"
Shaka: "Ah, so I see…"

Camus: "There's no greater power than the power of…Goodbye…"
Milo: "You're saying your Aurora Execution and my Scarlet Needle are not strong enough?"
Camus: "….*sigh* bye, Milo."
Milo: "No! Don't leave me!!"

Julian: "So, you come here often?"
Shunrei: "… say what? *hic*…"
Julian: "… nevermind…(leaves)"

Saga: " Where the hell is Kanon??"

Me (singing): "You are my reason… to be…(stay silent)…umm… where am I?"
Liz (looking at Saga): "Y'know…that guy looks familiar…"
Elena (looking at Camus): "Yeah, so is that one…"

Milo: "Camus!! Stop running away!!"

Liz and Elena: "OHMIGOD!!!"

Kanon: "Where the hell is Saga?"

Arythar: "Is it just me, or that's Deathmask and Shiryu getting really friendly?"
Me: "I was just gonna say that…"

(Annd...the nicely done part II...should I be honoured to be at the scene of this...party? Yes I am! *grin* - Liz)

Tevia Pertiwi

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