a brief converstaion...
Shaka: Mu! I have to go to the Pope! Teleport me, please...
Mu: But you can do that with your feet, Shaka...
Shaka: You're that eager to kill me, aren't you?
Mu: Okay, okay! Just hold on! *let out cosmo and Shaka soon
disappeared*
Aiolia: Oii! Mu! I gotta go to Japan t'kill Seiya! Teleport me!
Aphrodite: I left my purple lipstick at Chanel! To Paris, please!"
Camus: Yeah, and I gotta go to the Manga, gotta message waitin' t'be
carved on ice!
Shura: Hey, Mu... Excalibur needs some sharpening in Scotland, you think
you could drop me off?
Mu: .....
(Hmm, why is Aphrodite the only one wasting Mu's teleportation powers for non-saint related purposes? - Liz)
Cashier boy: Thank you very much sir... you need help with those
sundaes?
Mu: No, no, thank you kindly, my friends can handle them... Hey GUYS!!
All Goldies: Whut?
Mu: Get in line! *everyone did so* Okay, urm... who ordered double
cheese burger and two colas?
Aiolia: Me, me! *went in front and took away his order* thanks!
Mu: Chocolate Sundae and two french fires?
Aprhodite: *raised his hand* Yup! *took it away, and joined Aiolia*
merci beacoup...
Mu: Uh huh... okay... um... 2 portions of fried chicken and three
hashbrowns??
Deathmask: They're mine, Mu, thanks...*took it away and joined the
previous two*
Mu: 'Welcome... uh, five plain sundaes and a fish fillet???! CAMUS?!
Camus: Gee thanks!
Mu: *sigh* Fine, three portion of chicken nuggets and five
hashbrowns???!! Damnit, what is it with you people???
Shura: Thank you, dearly, Mu-sama...
Mu: A... oh dear...what's this? ... mineral water?
Shaka: Ah, that must be mine, thank you Muu...
Mu: *in complete trance* Uh...two Big Macs and four Fantas?
Saga and Kanon: Us!
Mu: Oookaayy... 2 Extra Hot Chilies and 3 french fries, and a...
Chocolate milk?
Milo: It's mine alright... thank you...
Mu: Great, now for...oh no... five strawberry sundaes, four chocolate
sundaes, 5 apple pies, 10 french fries, 7 Big Macs, 6 pieces of Fried
Chicken?!! Come and get it, Aldebaran...
Alderbaran: *bang, bang, thump, thump* THANKS!
Mu: .... yeah. sure... well, I guess that leaves my ... sundaes...
*turned around and saw his strawberry sundaes crushed to the flat
surface of the cashier's table* flat...
Cashier Boy: Want me t' get you some new ones, sir?
Mu: I think I'll be having those pies as well, and 2 french fries, 1
Big Mac...
(And you wonder why Aldebarn's so big and Shaka's so skinny... - Liz)
Kiki:" 1 Happy Meal"
Aiolos:" 2 french fries, 1 big mac, 2 apple pies and 2 colas"
Saori:" Gods!! My spending in defense is greater than USA!!! And I have to pay their foods!!! It's good that Seiya & Co are staying at Japan"
Seiya:**telophone** "Saori-San..we are at Moscow, Russia to see Hyoga and then we'll go to USA for 7 months. Take care, Saori-San"
Saori:!!!!!!!
: ~Sephyrosu
: Hm...it would be amusing if Camus didn't like scorpions. =)
Yes, I believe, it would... LOL
Camus: Milo!! Get these insects outta my temple!!
Milo: Y'know, I'm hurt! First of all, these beautiful creatures are NOT insects!
They're my loved ones, and their class is Arthropodus, which is very much
DIFFERENT from insects!
Camus:... Milo...
Milo: What?
Camus: I apologize for the rudeness..
Milo: Apology accepted..
Camus: But Milo?
Milo: Yes?
Camus: Out from my temple...
Milo: But I thought--
Camus: OUT...
Milo: Okay...
Camus: And take *them* with you...
Milo: Oh, right..
Anyway, here's the brief premiere that I got in my head since a few years back...
Shiryu: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Hyoga: JEZUSS!? Was that Shiryu?!
Shun: Something's wrong!!!
Ikki: Something bad! I never heard him scream like THAT before!
Shiryu: Get away! Get away from me!!!
Hyoga: Man, we gotta help him! *all ran upstairs to Shiryu's room* Shiryu, what
is it, buddy?!
Shiryu: *in frantic* Co...co....
Shun: *kneeled beside Shiryu and pat his shoulder* Is there something wrong?
Ikki: C'mon, purple, snap it out, man!
Shiryu: Cock.... cockroach....
Hyoga, Shun, Ikki: Huh?
Shiryu: There's a cockroach.... on my bed... *pointing to his bed*
Hyoga, Shun and Ikki: ......
*imagine this BIG drop of sweat on each of their heads*
PS: Don't ask me where Seiya was... I refused to answer.
Can you imagine what would have happened with Death Mask in Sanctuary
chapter fighting Mu and Dohko!!!!?????? :)
Death Mask:"Seishiki Mekaiha!!!!!"
Mu:"You are trying to scratch me?"
Death Mask:"What's this?"
Mu:"Crystal Wall, you won't understand what it is..."
Mu:"Roshi, you want to do it?"
Roshi:"No, after you...."
Mu:"No, I insist"
Roshi:"Oh okay, Rozan 10 Dragon Attack!!!!"
Mu:"Why didn't you use 100?"
Roshi:"Excuse me?"
Mu:"Oh yer, 100 would be too many... :)"
(Dragon: *between bites* Please sir, can I have some more? - Liz)
Yeah, pray that you have your Cosmos too. Because only with the help of Cosmos can you out run these suckers. Their literal translation is Stiff Corpse, which explains their ridgit movment. But if any of the Saints encoutered them, I am sure they could take care of it, like Aiolia could turn them into dust, but Milo might have little problem, since these vampires feel no pain, and have no blood to let out, Milo's attacks are kinda useless. Here's what I think some saints might do against the evil little vampires, eastern ones anyways.
Aries Mu: Crystal Wall -- no hope of reaching Mu.
Star Light Extinction -- StarDust vampires
Taurus Aldebaran: Great Horn -- vampire pieces here and there
Gemini Saga: Galaxian Explosion --- anyone want vampire dust?
Kyoto Gen Ma Ken -- don't really work against someone who's dead.
Cancer Deathmask: Hades Wave -- well can't really send someone to that hell places when they don't even have a soul, so Run Cancer Run!!
Leo Aiolia: Lightnig Bolt -- instant fried vampire, care for a taste?
Virgo Shaka: Ten Bu Hou Rin, "For everything turn turn turn, to everything
there is a season" -- The Byrds
Riku Dou Rin Ne -- Souless creature can't really reincarnate, don't work too
well.
Ten Ma Kou Huku -- Couple friends to keep the vampires company.
Libra Dohko: Rozan Hyaku Ryu Ha, "come on guys, I need more of you guys, I got 100 dragons to feed, they are very, VERY hungary." -- Dohko
Scorpio Milo: Scarlet Needle, "I feel no pain." -- Vampire, oh crap, run Milo, run, speed of light.
Sagittarius Aiolos: Golden Arrow -- one arrow and got 2 vampires at a time, not bad.
Capricorn Shura: Excalibur -- anyone want sliced vampires?
Aquarius Camus: Freezing Coffin, "For you my friend, an ice coffin for your
eternal rest... that'll be $5000 please. What? A guy's got to make a living
doesn't he? " -- Camus
Aurora Execution -- Feel the Ice of Death
Diamond Dust -- "now you are turly stiff corpses, stiff as ice"
Pisces Aphrodite: Bloody Rose -- "blood, more blood" -- vampires
Pirhana Rose -- Poor vampires, chewed to pieces
Royal Demon Rose -- "Hey, this guys dry, no blood" -- Royal Roses
(Subject: we were talking about how Shido said that the gold saints were weak because he defeated Aldebaran)
I was laughting to myself, thinking, yeah, if you happen to bump into Mu, instead of Aldebaran, you'll sure know what it meant to be the strongest among the Saints.
You're right. Shido must see Muu first. It was so nice if we saw Shido got lifted and then Muu would ask him whether he wanted to be thrown through the wall or to the floor.
Athena: Mu, I have an assigment for you.
Mu: Oh?
Athena: Here's a plane ticket to Asgard, you are to go there and destory the God Fighters.
Mu: Can I bring some friend along?
Athena: This is a business trip, not a trip for pleasure.
Mu: Oh no, I just need to bring someone as back up, in case I got bored of killing little God Fighters.
Athena: in that case, all right, who do you pick.
Mu: hum, let see, Saga enjoyes killing, Shaka likes to preach about Hinduism, and when the listeners don't agree, which most of Asgard will do, he loves to kill them, so I will pick these two.
(BTW Shaka is buddhist, but I didn't want to change the author's original text :)
Anyways, I wonder if Hyoga or Camus ever caught a cold before. Hm.... I guess it's a sign of a "cold" saint if you don't ever catch one! (j/k)
In bed:
Shaka: Achoo! Achoo!
Standing around Shaka:
Saga: Poor Shaka, looks like you got it bad. You need to get more proteins in
you.
Aioria: You don't eat enough meat.
Camus: Hahaha! I never caught a cold!
Shaka: ...... Lemme test that claim. *coughs hacks*
Saga: Someone fix chicken soup.
Mu comes in with his mouth and nose covered by a doctor mask thingy:
Mu: What are you guys doing in here!?!?! You want to catch his cold!? OUT!!!
::They all leave Shaka's temple::
Saga looks at Mu: What are you doing?
Mu: Making sure no one catches the cold.
They all read the sign erected in front of the temple:
WARNING!!! Someone has a cold here!!! Turn back NOW or ELSE. Failure to heed this warning may result in consequences in the form of sniffling, sneezing, coughing, sore throat, aching, fever, stuff nose and all the other symptons listed by Nyquil.
Saga: It's freezing here. Camus! What do you doing here??!! What do you doing with your jar shaped hands??!!
Camus: Umm..nothing just sit and pour a cup of coffie.
Aiolia: Shaka will get pneumonia soon if Camus still here *grins*
Mu: YOU!!! Gets out!!
Shaka: Are you trying to get rid of me, Camus?
Camus: No, of course not. Why would I do a thing like that?
Aiolia: *whispers to Ikki* We're, just, preparing the successor for Virgo
Gold Cloth. Right Ikki..?! *evil grins*
Ikki: Yeah. .oO(Shun would make a great Virgo saint. This one is to
obnoxious)
*Hyoga walks in and the room temperture drops*
Shaka: Achoo! Achoo! Get out you two!
*Saga walks in*
Saga: Camus, Hyoga! Leave! As I've been reinstated as the Pope, it is my
responsibitly to take care of the Gold Saints. Galaxian Explosion!!! *sends
Hyoga and Camus away*
Seiya: Gee...Erm... I don't know, but I like my chickens fried and spicy.
Shiryu: What ever it's reason for crossing the road, we must respect its
decision, even if it meant the
death of the chicken.
Hyoga: Because he wants to see his Mama, oh Mama, talk to me, oh for the
love of God, give my Mama
back to me. (went off crying)
Shun: Because there are food on the other side.
Ikki: Don't know and don't care, just don't mess with my brother, or I'll
roast you chicken bastard!
Marin: Forget about the Chicken, empty your mind and concentrate, focus your
cosmos.
Misty: I'll bet I am prettier than that chicken.
June: It probably saw Shun on the other side, oh Shun!
Argol: Look into my shield you Chicken.
Aries Mu: From where I came from, there are no chickens, but if you can
catch it, I'm sure I can fix it.
Taurus Aldebaran: You are a brave guy Chicken, ha ha ha, go on, cross the
road.
Gemini Saga: I didn't do it, the devil made me / shut up you weakling, there
was no chicken.
Cancer Deathmask: The chicken is crossing the road to the other side, the
side of pain and suffering, and into Hell, Hades Wave!.
Leo Aioria: The chicken is a traitor, that's why he crossed the road, he's a
traitor just like my brother.
Virgo Shaka: I don't care, as long as he's crossing to the winning side.
Libra Dokho: I will someday prove that the chicken did not crossed the road,
as the Master had said.
Scorpio Milo: The Chicken is a impostor, the Master said so, and I believed
it, that settles it.
Sagittarius Aioros: The Chicken is Athena, I must get it across the road,
away from the Master.
Capricorn Shura: Give me the Chicken and I will spare you Aioros.
Aquarius Camus: I didn't help the Chicken crossed the road, honest...... go
Chicken go!
Pisces Aphrodite: So which one you prefer Chicken, Red, Black or White
Roses, either way, you will die
painfully.
Hyoga: Because his mom is at the other side!
Misty: NOOOOOO!!!!! He wants to see me!!
Aphrodite Pisces: NO! 'Cause is Revlon's seller who is coming with the
new make up collection!
Ikki: Don't come here or I'll kick your ass...!
Marin: C'mon! I'll put my mask on so your lungs will not be polluted!
Argol: I'll rock you, Chicken!
Aries Mu: With my powers, I'll teletransport the chicken to the other
side!
Taurus Aldebaran: You wanna taste my horns?
Gemini Saga: No need to cross, poor lil' thing... Galaxian Explosion!
Shiryu: I'll give up my life in order to let the chicken safely cross the
road!
Cancer Deathmask: Never... power is justice... K. Fried Chicken....!!!
Leo Aioria: A "hot" finale for this crossing stuff... "Lightning
Bolt"!!!
Virgo Shaka: Crossing like that, you're like an ape in Buddha's hand!
Libra Dokho: Please, I need you for my noodles....!
Scorpio Milo: You want me to scratch your head with my needles...?
Sagittarius Aioros: The Chicken is at Athena's side!
Capricorn Shura: Pope, I got something for dinner...!
Aquarius Camus: Chicken, you made a bad choice coming here: freeze me or
die!
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