HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY

Did you get the tape? That tape is sort of like a letter to you J

1. I smell your pool-y chest hair and that's why I love you.
2. Because I didn't stop listening to this song in your room, you even gave up the CD and gave it to me. And as a result, I leaned the word used for title.
3. You listened to this song and cried on the way back from swimming. Orb was it Hartnell?
4. "I see what I want next to me when the morning come, your body darling, your spirit honey, your syrup on me".
5. "Another fork stuck in the road".
6. You wouldn't know because it’s a Chinese song. I don’t know what she is saying, but it's beautiful.
7. I still love this song. It was popular like 5, 6 years ago in Japan because it’s a Japanese song.

1. Do you remember we talked about this song on the porch when you came to my house for the party? Jeff was there, Mio was there, we also talked about K-Y Jelly.
2. Not that I am suggesting that you should …
3. I don’t think we qualify for this term, since we are not exactly that.
4. I love them. You recently sent me the email I sent you which talked about the concert. And yes, you're cool. But no, you don’t sound like Barry and no, you don’t look like Denzel and no, please don’t turn into Arnold. Just stay that way.
5. Um, you will.
6. TLC.
7. This is the fucking king of the cheese. (except Barry White, of course).

I hope you enjoy the tape, and the book… babe, I wish I were there, so I can be your sex slave!

Maiko