Welcome to the Dave Foley quotes! I hope you enjoy some of my favorite quotes by Dave Foley!
"The mood on the set of Newsradio is sexylicious!"
"I can say that the character who most closely resembles me is Jocelyn the French-Canadian prostitute. Let's face it: I'm one sexy bitch!"
"I figured how far can you coast on charm? Well, pretty far, actually!"
"Look at this! Urine. Another man's urine. I ask for it, and they give it to me!"
"My blood has an odour. That can't be good."
"I've got you rash cream, Master!"
"Owa tana siam. Faster. FASTER!"
"You're a filthy liar mummy!"
"I want my horsie! I want my horsie! I WANT MY HORSIE!!"
"You want me to give you a quarter to masterbate in front of my child."
"It's still too early to tell, but I may not be stupid."
"Well, I think our leader is some twisted ass freak."
"I seem to have lost my hair!"
"No, my name Julio. Julio the bus driver! AY AY!!"
"What seals? I auditioned for this job!"
"I am Hecubus, and I am an alcoholic!"
"I'm the guy with the good attitude towards menstruation."
"And my assistant, Kevin McDonald, is wearing this outfit to get a cheap laugh."
"Kevin, we seem to be losing the audience, come and show them your bum."
"That's alright. We'll just have to clean the whole town again."
"No, I don't know either languages, I just learned the right lines for the show. I'm an idiot, but thanks for bringing it up."
"it's supposed to be a chicken. But it's also a kid. It's a chicken-kid. And it's a girl."
"Well, I suppose I should leave you alone, so's you can kill it."
"I wouldn't know a good question if it was stuffed down my throat and pulled out my ass."
"Why can't I find a pair of pants that fit?"
"I'm sorry Idiot Boy. I don't know how that door got shut."
"It's hard to say, you see, I'm always weak in the knees, most of my joints are pretty weak too. Overall, I'd say I'm kinda feeble."
"But I love him!"
"SING YOU PRICKS!!"
"Wow, so she's screwing everbody, eh?"
"Well, it's been great running into you, go away now."
"Don't blame the clown Husk!"
"Oh, you cause so much trouble! Maudride!!"
"Don't ever use that language again, or I'll wash your mouth out with soup!"
"Never contradict me in front of the boy!"
"Would anyone like a cop of coffee?"
"No, no that's okay, it's on the house, it's on the house!"
"Who'd want to be your friend? You're a freak!"
"Shut your filthy mouth!"
"No can do!!!"
"Someone has captured sexboy!"
"I don't know."
"But we must!"
"I don't know, don't mock me!!"
"I was just being a little smug."
"Well, isn't it a pleasure to meet you Derek."
"Oh, you're not bothering me. There's nothing I would rather do, then sit here and chat with you."
"I'm not being sarcastic. No!!! This is just a little speech impediment. I can't help."
"No, no, it's true. I've talked this way all my life."
"Wait. Where are you going? I really want to be your friend!"
"I'm so lonely."
"Just give me a minute. Just give me a minute. WOULD YOU JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE!!!"
"Well, what if I was?"
"Was I to wait forever?
"I want a period! Just one a month!"
"Excuse me...Listen...if you are insinuating that I am a spy...or that any member of my family is a spy...then you're way off base! Look, just because we're Canadian does NOT mean we are spies!"
"Wait a minute, Joe. If what you're saying is true...then I still don't care."
"No, actually I'm Canadian. That's like American but without a gun."
"Oh my God! They can read my thoughts!"
"Come on lobster. Come on lobster."
"Master, do you *like* sixteen year old girls!"
"Huh, ya asshole? Side-WALK!"
"Andy thought it was a good idea to show Donnie and Marie his ass."
"He's famous for lovin' up the slave girls."
"Hey! You're not supposed to be here! Get out!! I HATE YOU!"
