Nastranders Limerick Page

From time to time I create limericks to capture the essence of some of the charactors I have crossed paths with in Yahoo Groups. Enjoy |:0p

Byronic11

Byronic, or crackerjaxon as he is also known is one of my biggest fams, he is also a prolific poster, engaging anyone in debate. Unfortunately, he usual response in any discussion is "blow me" or "fuck you". sometimes he'll try and debate, but as soon as he starts to lose, the flury of insults begin. Lastely he's tried his hand at writing limericks, but with no success.

Byronic tries hard to be witty
Sometimes he thinks up a ditty
He sits and he mutters
he spews and he sputter
But all of his posts end up shitty

mellie1961

Mellie (or smellie as her fans call her) has numerous idents with which she prowls yahoo groups. some of them pretend to be artistic and creative, yet it only takes one or two posts before the real smellie shines through. Usually her threads degenerate into laments aboyut how she has been physically and sexually abused by all the men in her life, and what would be the best way to commit suicide.

What can we say, you can smell a mellie post a mile away

Old smellie is not very bright
She makes yahoo posts day and night
She changes her name
but the posts stay the same
They are easy to tell at first sight

Mellie and byronic are online lovers. Heres a little rhyme I wrote that captures the essence of their bizarre relationship quite nicely.

Byronic took smellie to bed.
He said "hon, please give me some head
she took jsut one lick
it made her quire sick
she screamed "god I think that it's dead"

Docskilz

doc is the quintessential angry black man. I'm also quite sure he's a paranoid schizophrenic. He is obsessed with all matters pertaining with race. He acts like he wishes he was back in the pre-civil rights era, when the plight of the Negro in America was truly abysmal. He is happiest when he thinks he is being attacked over the color of his skin.

This rhyme captures his essence perfectly

There once was a fellow named doc
Who saw hooded men on his block
He tittered with glee
said "they're coming for me"
then drawing his gun yelled "Lets rock.

Some time ago I had to chastize doc and another negro that were disrupting a yahoo group I moderate. This limerick is about the uproar that my actions created

There once was a fellow named Nas
Who kicked two black jerks in the ass
They hollered and hooted
they wanted him booted
But he just said "none of your sass"

Doc is such an amusing charactor that I wrote a story about him.

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