Here are a few rules:
Rule #1) There are no rules. I will most likely say whatever is on my mind.
Most of the time it will probably make no sense whatsoever. But then...I'm
just weird that way.
Rule #2) See rule #1
Well now that we've got that out of the way, OH BABY...CUT ME LOOSE. And here, ladies and gents, is my debut joke:
A guy walks into a bar.......wait, I screwed it up. Damn I hate when I do that. [knowing grin]
Well I guess I should quit while I'm ahead, (yeah...right). Until next time,
Merry Meet and Merry Part and Merry Meet Again
Yours for eternity,
The Jester.
P.S. Laugh out loud!
You silly thing,
Of course you guys arn't the social gods of the group... I'm the
only god here ( and it dose not matter if i am from another universe
either). Oh boy... you guys are gonna kill me. Whate a minute, I'm
immortal...hahahahahahahahahahahaahah!!!! I'm invencable... the Black
Knight always triumphs!!! (and I'm not a loony)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.......*SNOOORRT!!*
What do you get when you cross a goat and an owl? A hootnanny!! hahahahahahah!!
Geez I'm tired. I feel like crap. Can't ya tell? Any way, I'm going
to bed... hosta lasagna.
LAUGH OUT LOUD!!
Yours for eternity, The Jester
@@#$!%^&%@$!%$@**^%@$!*!&^!%$#!!!!!!!!!!
Do you see this?!! I can't believe that Lord Borach actually put this on the page!
This, Ladies and Gents, is a letter that I wrote a little while back (deprived of sleep) and sent to Lord Borach, he thought it would be a good "Ha,Ha" to put it on this page! Well...quite frankly, I think it was an absolutely forkin cool idea! This shows that I am completely out of my mind even when I'm not on the computer!
He did this totaly without my permission which is just the kind of rude, corrupting, delinquency that I promote!!
Time for a joke!!
Hey... are there any Aggies out there?? GOOD...lets talk about them!
Two Aggies are laying in bed,(one male and one female,(just to cut down on the confusion).
They have just had three or so hours of good sex,(yeah right).
So the guy Aggie looks at the girl Aggie with a serious face and asks, "Say...you don't have AIDS do you?!" and she says "No...of course not!" so he says "Good...I'd hate to get that again."
Thank you...Thank you...no applause, please send money.
Well ladies and germs thats all we have time for today, please come back and see us again...GO ON...GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! YER GETTING ON MY NERVES!
LAUGH OUT LOUD, in an hysterical manner!
The Mad Jester!
Tis I, The Mad Jester, you silly little people! Who else would it be? Just thought I would drop a line to say "Thpthpthpthpthpthpthp"!
So "Thpthpthpthpthpthpthp"! Well gotta go.....Hahahahahaha! Damn I'm funny! Your not getting off that easy. Oh no...I'm gonna bug you, and you know why??! Cause I can! (well that and the fact that there isn't anything else to do right now).
So tell me...did she squeek when you pinched her on the bum? I mean...This is need to know info. C-MON!
(note how I skillfully fill up a page and not talk about anything in particular)(now that's good). IT"S CALLED RAMBLING! And it's what unstable people do when....what a minute, "YOUR HONER...I WANT THAT LAST STATEMENT STRICKEN FROM THE RECORD ON THE GROUNDS THAT IT MIGHT INCRIMINATE ME!!!!"
Well, It's time for me to go, neighbor, So untill next time.... GIMME AN "L"...GIMME AN "A"...GIMME A "U"...GIMME A "G"...GIMME AN "H"! Yeah, Well...you know what to do.
LAUGH OUT LOUD! (in an hysterical, deranged manner)
Yours For Eturnity, The Mad Jester
P.S. I don't have a joke this week...SO GO AWAY!!! IT DOSEN'T MATTER HOW LONG YOU STAY HERE...THERE STILL ISN'T ANY JOKE! SHOO!