- best-smelling drug: Depakote (hmm, Vanilla ...)
- cutest couple: Depakote and Depakene
- best Valentine's day drug: 100mg Wellbutrin (cute and red, although not heart-shaped)
- most positive sounding drug: WELLbutrin
- worst sounding drug: Remeron
- best sounding drug: Paxil
- most sounds-like-what-it-does drug: Ambien (don't forget the incense !)
- scariest sounding drug: BuSpar
- best name for a dog: Haldol
- ugliest looking drug: Mellaril
- hardest to pronounce generic: desmethylchlordiazepoxide
- best snack-idea with drugs: Pretzels with lithium salt
- drug most likely to end up on a bagel with cream cheese: Loxapine (aw, get some for the entire family, get a whole pack of it: Loxapac)
- sounds like cooking oil: Pamelor
- Chinese take-out food drug: Sinequan
- most anti-communist-sounding drug: MAOi-inhibitors
- most weapon-like drug: Sabril
- most likely to end up in your gas tank: Pemoline
- most mellow drug: Mellaril
- drug that came out immediately after the Dolly the sheep was cloned: Zopiclone
- most primitive drug: Primidone
- most neurotic-sounding drug : Neurontin
- best long-acting benzo: Klonopin
- worst generic: clonazepam (brand name: Klonopin)
- best short-acting benzo: Ativan
- most goddam-expensive drug: Zyprexa
- most abused in the press drug: Prozac
- stupidest ads in women's magazines: Prozac
- best experimental new drug: LAMICTAL !!!!!
- drug to take if you are writing an action/sci-fi/horror movie script: Trazodone (talk about horrid nightmares !)
- best drug combination to take when you want to sleep 20 hours out of 24 hours: Paxil and Depakote
- best drug to take if you want to gain enormous amounts of weight effortlessly: tie between Depakote and Nardil
- best drug if you like your hands making uncontrollable movements: lithium
- best drug to take if you are into frequent blood tests: lithium - best-tasting drug: Nardil (sugar!)
- drug that sounds most like a space alien: Zoloft
- most x's and z's: Zyprexa, Xanax
- best drugs for pulling all-nighters: Parnate, Wellbutrin
- jitteriest drug: Effexor
- most disinhibiting drug: Ambien
- drug most likely not to work: BuSpar
- most space oriented drug : SerZONE
- drug from a sci-fi book: Zyprexa
- most handy : Restoril
- most fun you can have with your pharmacist: giving him/her a prescription for an anti-psychotic and telling them very, very quietly that "no, 15-20 minutes are not ok, you need it NOW"

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